User:Drdliz21

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Elizabeth Sullivan (born July 30th, 1981 in West Islip, NY) is a hopelessly naive, yet jaded and disenchanted member of the United States Society. Armed with a Bachelor of Science degree in Chemistry from the University of Miami, she is currently working for near minimum wage as a slave at a veterinarian's office because her conscience forbids her to sell her soul for a respectable income at a pharmaceutical company. She prefers the company of animals to people, and in general spends her time wishing she were either somewhere else, sleeping, or rescuing abused and neglected animals of all kinds.

While considered by many to be an intelligent, solvent human being, her self-destructive, kamakaze style approach to academia has limited if not completely destroyed her chances of going to veterinary medical school. Despite this self imposed adversity, Elizabeth remains optimistic, despite knowing that in the real world good does not conquer evil. She is currently taking classes in a vain attempt to strengthen what appears to be a dismal GPA.

Elizabeth is a cardigan welsh corgi enthuisiast, and in her free time, devotes herself to taking care of her corgi Bridget. Bridget has proven herself to be a far more worthy companion than any boyfriend could ever be, and with far more interesting conversational skills as well. One day, she hopes to adopt several more corgis, not specifying if they are pembroke or cardigans.

Together, Elizabeth and Bridget hope to take over the world, making it free for people with noble hearts, and dogs with short legs to roam in harmony. An ideal, yet unrealistic goal in these troubled times.

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