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I've been editing Wikipedia since June 2005. However, there are two things that I've found really difficult: navigating the miles of stupid Red Tape when it comes to uploading any picture on Wikipedia (one thing that drove me to Encyclopedia Dramatica and their streamlined picture upload protocols) and the extremely complicated system of References which is the counterpoint to the argument that "Wikipedia is unreliable".

So, here are my tests of references:

• User:Kvn8907/On War
• User:Kvn8907/Other references

I really like userboxes, but I don't really feel like making three columns of userboxes, so I decided I'll just use some filler. I'm a big fan of lists anyway.

If you see a userbox that no longer works, feel free to correct or delete it.

First, articles I've personally started:

• Victor Senior High School
• Snapple Fast Facts - Didn't have enough info for a full article, so I just combined it with the Snapple article
• Dragon Sun
• Tasty Planet: Back for Seconds

And here's a list of all the computer games I have (not all are completely finished):

• 007 Nightfire
• Age of Empires Gold Edition
• Age of Empires II - The Age of Kings
• Age of Empires II The Conquerors
• Age of Mythology
• Age of Wonders
• Age of Wonders II: The Wizard's Throne
• Army Men
• Army Men II
• Army Men Toys in Space
• Black and White Deluxe
• Blitzkrieg
• Castle Explorer
• Civilization
• Civilization II
• Civilization III
• Civilization Test of Time
• Close Combat 3
• Comanche 4
• Command & Conquer
• Command & Conquer: Generals
• Command & Conquer: Generals Zero Hour
• Command & Conquer: Red Alert
• Command & Conquer: Red Alert - The Aftermath
• Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
• Command & Conquer: Renegade
• Command & Conquer: The Covert Operations
• Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun
• Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge
• Delta Force Land Warrior
• Delta Force Xtreme
• Delta Force: Task Force Dagger
• Emergency Firefighter
• Emergency Room: Disaster Strikes
• Far Cry 2
• Freedom Force
• Freedom Force VS The 3rd Reich
• Freelancer
• Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
• Homeworld (Gave away)
• Independence Day
• Jeopardy 2003
• Majesty
• Majesty: Northern Expansion
• Medieval: Total War (rarely got it to work correctly. Fun game, very buggy.)
• Monopoly
• Roller Coaster Tycoon
• Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
• Scrabble
• Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
• Siege of Avalon
• Sim Ant
• Sim City 2000
• Sim Copter
• Sim Life
• Sim Safari
• Sim Tower
• SimCity 3000
• SimCity 3000 Unlimited
• SpaceStationSim
• Spider Man
• Star Control 3
• Star Trek Bride Commander
• Star Trek Starship Creator
• Star Wars Force Commander
• Star Wars Rebellion
• Star Wars X-Wing
• Starcraft
• Starcraft Brood Wars
• StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
• Streets of Sim City
• Survival: The Ultimate Challenge
• The Dig
• The Sims
• The Sims 2
• themeHospital
• Trivial Pursuit
• Warcraft: Orcs and Humans
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Worms Armageddon
• Yukon Trail
• Zork Grand Inquisitor

Thanks again to WikiSlasher, I now learned a convenient way to make lists.

Here's a list of some of my favorite things I've compiled over the months:

1. Cats
2. Food
3. Muffins
4. Computers
5. Movies
6. Requited love
7. Hot cocoa
8. Computer games
9. Comfortable temperatures
10. Privacy
11. Internet freedom
12. Florescent lights
13. Mom
14. Free time
15. Ripe fruit
16. Pictures
17. Some music
18. Hamsters
19. Squirrels
20. Wikipedia
21. Information
22. Efficiency
23. Having money
24. Good movies
25. Useful technology
26. Democracy
27. Capitalism
28. Evolution
29. EMule
30. Clean things
31. History that's applicable to modern times
32. Exciting wars
33. Weapons
34. Chocolate
35. Chocolate chips
36. Chocolate milk
37. Squirrels
38. Lasers
39. Justice
40. Improvements to things which make them more useful or easier to use
41. Jokes that don't hurt anyone
42. Camp fires
43. Competent doctors
44. Healing
45. Happy endings
46. Republicanism
47. Being able to get help/advice
48. Comfortable, clean chairs
49. Clean clothes
50. Janitors
51. Finishing things
52. Star Trek Voyager
53. Star Trek The Next Generation
54. Star Wars Episode 2
55. Star Wars Episode 3
56. Ripe berries
57. Learning something new
58. Deer
59. Deflation
60. Short hair
61. Rollerblading
62. Catalina Dressing
63. Sticky Tac
64. Fudge
65. Ripe apples
66. Cuttlefish
67. Cornbread
68. Chocolate chip pie
69. Slippers
70. Feeling rested

And here's a list I started months before that one, which is many times longer. If you see a repeat, feel free to delete subsequent times it's mentioned.

A list of 200 things I dislike: A Few of my Least Favorite Things

1. Puzzles
2. Shareware
3. Stalkers
4. Democrats
5. The overbearingly religious
6. Indefinite waits
7. The extreme cold
8. The extreme hot
9. Mosquitoes
10. Swiss Chard
11. Grilled cheese sandwiches
12. Tacos
13. Uncooked beans
14. Unpeeled peaches
15. Bugs in games
16. Commercials
17. Critics
18. Sarcasm
19. "Lighten up"
20. Horror movies
21. Raw onions
22. Spicy food
23. Re-reading things
24. Bad-tasting medicine
25. Getting/being sick
26. Dogs
27. Being nervous
28. Oppression
29. Alcohol
30. Debt
31. Being objectified
32. Long term stress
33. Insomnia
34. Family Circus
35. Cathy
36. Marmaduke
37. Team sports
38. Being called slow
39. People acting like answering machines
40. Long lines
41. Vegetarians
42. Gambling
43. Rye bread
44. Being wrongfully accused
45. Chlorine
46. Lead
47. Matt Damon
48. Math
49. David Kunes
50. Ed
51. The Kelbes
52. Kyle Resser
53. Howard
54. Donny O'Brian
55. Rhetorical Questions
56. Editorials
57. People that wear shorts and long-sleeved shirts
58. Seafood
59. Spiders
60. Hidden files
61. Being grouped with a slacker
62. Unidentified smells
63. Doonesbury
64. Feeling you've forgotten something
65. Nitrous Oxide/Laughing Gas
66. Running out of ammo
67. People who like to touch things needlessly
68. Homework
69. Lies
70. Command and Conquer Generals
71. People who think everything's racist
72. People trying to get animals attention over and over for no good reason
73. Indecisive pets
74. Incorrect generalizations (like "everybody likes grilled cheese")
75. Feeling left behind
76. Driving
77. Programs you want to see, but they're on late at night
78. Wanting to say something, but not being able to
79. Feeling left out
80. Being ignored
81. Studying
82. Bleached hair
83. Girly hair on guys
84. Masculine hair on girls
85. Dirty clothes
86. Being in other people's houses
87. Public insults
88. Unwarranted insults
89. Yard work
90. Doing something I find meaningless
91. Pretentious statements (such as "You're sitting there on your couch, and life's passing you by")
92. Most black people in commercials (usually idiots, victims, a-holes, or overbearing)
93. Reviewers
94. Coffee
95. Make-up
96. Mustard
97. Frustrating kid's shows
98. South Park
99. Macintosh Computers
100. Feeling I've forgotten something
101. Faulty plumbing
102. Running out of time
103. Losing something I've worked hard on
104. Fatigue
105. People that wear pants way too low, and don't seem to care
106. Internet censorship
107. Apocalyptic scenarios/stories
108. Transformation
109. Needing walkthroughs in games
110. Messy workspace
111. Clutter
112. Outspoken pessimists
113. Wearing a belt
114. Not knowing whether it's AM or PM
115. Pant legs that go down too far
116. Outdated technology
117. Being nagged
118. Having to nag people
119. Unwelcome advice
120. Problems that don't apply to me
121. Rap music
122. Hip-hop music
123. Metal music
124. Races
125. Losing objects
126. Dad touching things
127. Having long fingernails
128. Plastic silverware
129. Tripping
130. Falling
131. Not knowing when something will arrive or happen
132. Being treated like an animal
133. Health problems you don't know what to do about
134. Baggy pants
135. Clothes that don't fit
136. Pain
137. Torture
138. Most free-verse poetry
139. Scribbled signatures
140. Having to write in printing
141. Idiots
142. Wanting/having to do something, yet not getting around to it
143. Depressing/sad endings
144. Ringing ears
145. Eating alone somewhere where no one else does
146. Stools
147. Bad art
148. Trying to decide whether to call a woman "Mrs." or "Ms."
149. Belly dancers
150. Useless “protests”
151. Eating oranges in public (in private, you can use a sharp knife, or just bite it. It's so weird to try to use plastic silverware and/or your nails and fingers)
152. People/strangers asking what you're reading
153. Star Trek: Deep Space 9
154. Star Trek: Enterprise
155. Belly dancers
156. Star Wars Episode 1
157. TV episodes where the series could have ended, but didn’t
158. Not being able to hear someone
159. Clowns
160. Wasted food
161. Arriving too early or late for an event
162. Being the odd man out
163. Having so much to do you do none of it
164. Bad websites
165. Overrated movies
166. Underrated movies
167. Not being able to hear someone
168. Being in a crowd near a stinky person
169. Having very different interests than someone else you want to know, and having trouble conversing because of it
170. Wanting to read something, but it's too complicated for you to understand
171. Inflation
172. People standing too close to you in lines
173. Not knowing why you feel the way you do
174. Biting your tongue
175. Words spelled differently than how they're pronounced
176. Mechanical failures
177. Shaky cars and busses
178. Food that's too hot to eat
179. Partially finishing movies
180. Indecision
181. Civilians using SUVs and Hummers
182. Loud music/noise
183. People who use "it would make the world boring" as a reason not to do something
184. Static electricity
185. Roommates that leave their music on when going to bed
186. People that play loud music out their windows
187. Thieves
188. Disrespect for public property
189. Wanting something really badly but not knowing if you will have the money to buy
190. People with laryngitis that insist on speaking needlessly
191. People that crack their knuckles
192. Bernie Mac
193. Caffeine
194. The day before you do a load of laundry, where you don't have much to choose from
195. The federal debt
196. Image verification
197. "Music videos" that are basically the band playing their instruments
198. Puppets with wire coming out of their wrists
199. Waking up while it's still dark outside
200. People overusing or misusing the world "literally"

Here are some of my favorite movies:

• Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain Le (2001)
• Flyboys (2006)
• The Incredibles (2004)
• Ritana (2002)
• Sherlock (2002)
• The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
• Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
• Van Helsing (2004)
• AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
• Brother Bear (2003)
• Dawn of the Dead (2004)
• Last Action Hero (1993)
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
• The Mask (1994)
• Never Say Never Again (1983)
• Scary Movie 4 (2006)
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
• Æon Flux (2005)
• Back to the Future Part III (1990)
• Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
• Buono il brutto il cattivo Il (1966)
• The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
• Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
• Godzilla (1998)
• Groundhog Day (1993)
• Hellboy (2004)
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
• Lord of War (2005)
• The Patriot (2000)
• Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
• Romeo + Juliet (1996)
• Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
• Steel (1997)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Down Periscope (1996)

And a section of one of my favorite parts from Hamlet:

HAMLET O, that this too too sullied flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd

His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!

How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,

Seem to me all the uses of this world!

Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,

That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature

Possess it merely. That it should come to this!

But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:

So excellent a king; that was, to this,

Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother

That he might not beteem the winds of heaven

Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!

Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,

As if increase of appetite had grown

By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--

Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--

A little month, or ere those shoes were old

With which she follow'd my poor father's body,

Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--

O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,

Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,

My father's brother, but no more like my father

Than I to Hercules: within a month:

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears

Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,

She married. O, most wicked speed, to post

With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

It is not nor it cannot come to good:

But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.

And lastly, a long lists of fortunes I personally wrote down. A nearby firehouse had an event a while ago, and there was a big box of fortune cookies left over. My Dad's a volunteer firefighter, and we can go to either of the two nearby firehouses to watch movies. So, when I went to that firehouse, instead of snacking on potato chips, peanuts, or pretzels, I descided to snack on fortune cookies. I saved the fortunes and took them home. Mostly during the commercial breaks of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and Late Night With Conan O'Brien, I wrote down the fortunes, then saved a few that I thought were especially interesting, and then threw away the rest.

1.Fortune: A single kind will keep one warm for years. Lucky Numbers: 37, 2, 19, 6, 10, 43 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

2.Fortune: A different world cannot be built by indifferent people. Lucky Numbers: 17, 3,6, 31, 14, 27 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

3.Fortune: Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for. Lucky Numbers: 46, 25, 14, 33, 7,11 Learn Chinese: July – Qui-yue

4.Fortune: We must become the change we want to see. Lucky Numbers: 25, 19, 3, 24, 17, 2 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

5.Fortune: When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 27, 46, 2, 21 Learn Chinese: Children – Hai-zi

6.Fortune: A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child. Lucky Numbers: 24, 7, 28, 14, 6, 9 Learn Chinese: April – Sui-yue

7.Fortune: Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. Lucky Numbers: 13, 24, 46, 5, 37, 28 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

8.Fortune: You are always welcome in any gathering. Lucky Numbers: 2, 18, 47, 5, 29, 8 Learn Chinese: Check/Bill – Zhang-dan

9.Fortune: Today is a great day for learning something new. Lucky Numbers: 35, 7, 11, 27, 9, 44 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-chi

10.Fortune: We must have old memories and young hopes. Lucky Numbers: 5, 26, 3, 27, 17, 9 Learn Chinese: Pot sticker – Guo-tie

11.Fortune: A new environment makes all the difference in the world. Lucky Numbers: 12, 24, 42, 11, 5, 9 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-Hua

12.Fortune: You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident. Lucky Numbers: 42, 27, 39, 6, 11, 7 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

13.Fortune: You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person! Lucky Numbers: 18, 33, 45, 36, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

14.Fortune: Be calm and collected, peace is a virtue. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 16, 17, 29, 14 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

15.Fortune: With integrity and consistency – your credits are piling up. Lucky Numbers: 36, 2, 17, 8, 22, 24 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

16.Fortune: You can't choose how you will die, but you can choose how you will live. Lucky Numbers: 30, 22, 47, 18, 33, 5 Learn Chinese: Friend – Peng-you

17.Fortune: To courageously shoulder the responsibility of one's mistake is character. Lucky Numbers: 33, 11, 28, 5, 44, 6 Learn Chinese: Augest – Ba-yue

18.Fortune: Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. Lucky Numbers: 12, 38, 42, 39, 5, 42 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

19.Fortune: To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy. Lucky Numbers: 34, 25, 11, 28, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

20.Fortune: There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you. Lucky Numbers: 31, 23, 41, 37, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: Bean Sprout – Duo-ya

21.Fortune: You must be willing to act today in order to succeed. Lucky Numbers: 2, 28, 37, 46, 35, 29 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

22.Fortune: A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends. Lucky Numbers: 40, 24, 13, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

23.Fortune: Working with children has a miraculous effect on your spirits. Lucky Numbers: 22, 15, 34, 5, 8, 12 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

24.Fortune: You desire recognition and you will find it. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 45, 8, 37, 30 Learn Chinese: Banquet – Yan-hui

25.Fortune: Think before sharing with others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 37, 18, 1, 38 Learn Chinese: Fruit – Shui-guo

26.Fortune: Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 12, 24, 36, 42 Learn Chinese: Blank on back

27.Fortune: To be eighty years young is more cheerful and hopeful than forty years old. Lucky Numbers: 34, 22, 14, 19, 37, 5 Learn Chinese: Spring roll – Chun-juan

28.Fortune: Think for yourself or think for no one. Lucky Numbers: 11, 25, 38, 7, 44, 2 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

29.Fortune: You have a pair of shining eyes. Lucky Numbers: 35, 47, 28, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

30.Fortune: You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 11, 28, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

31.Fortune: A lifestyle is what you pay for; a life is what pays you. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 6, 28, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: July – Qi-yue

32.Fortune: The surest way to have nothing is to give nothing. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 28, 49, 30, 11 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

33.Fortune: Bend the rod while it is still hot. Lucky Numbers: 8, 18, 24, 31, 20, 4 Learn Chinese: June – Lui-yue

34.Fortune: To conquer your flaws, you must first accept them. Lucky Numbers: 38, 11, 5, 47, 29, 34 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

35.Fortune: You are talented in many ways. Lucky Numbers: 19, 24, 26, 29, 30, 40 Back: Blank

36.Fortune: You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature Back: Vos êtes de nature calme et discrète.

37.Fortune: Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. Lucky Numbers: 34, 17, 8, 26, 42, 33 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

38.Fortune: A perfect statue never comes from a bad mold. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 29, 34, 24, 11 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

39.Fortune: A new friend helps you break out of an old routine. Lucky Numbers: 4, 21, 37, 46, 19, 31 Learn Chinese: Miss you – Xiang-nian ni

40.Fortune: You can't learn less. Lucky Numbers: 24, 31, 47, 5, 39, 30 Learn Chinese: Bean sprout – Dou-ya

41.Fortune: Whatever your life's work is, do it well. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 7, 11, 43, 26 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

42.Fortune: Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 14, 6, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Delicious – Hao-chi

43.Fortune: Write your life's events in a journal. Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 36, 44, 5, 28 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

44.Fortune: The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. Lucky Numbers: 7, 13, 20, 31, 32, 33 Back: Blank

45.Fortune: A new business venture is on the horizon. Lucky Numbers: 26, 4, 22, 3, 10, 9 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

46.Fortune: Think of your mother's exhortations more. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 27, 46, 5, 3 Learn Chinese: Medical Doctor- Hai-zi

47.Fortune: A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. Lucky Numbers: 12, 40, 5, 34, 21, 19 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

48.Fortune: We cannot be happy unless we think we are the means of good to others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 49, 37, 12, 40 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

49.Fortune: To think is easy; to act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. Lucky Numbers: 13, 47, 35, 2, 18, 30 Learn Chinese: Chicken - Ji

50.Fortune: Be tactful: do not overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 20, 28, 47, 11, 36, 7 Learn Chinese: School – Xue-xiao

51.Fortune: Love is the only medicine for a broken heart. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, 43 Back: Blank

52.Fortune: This is the month that ingenuity stands high on the list. Lucky Numbers: 25, 34, 2, 11, 37, 9 Learn Chinese: Beef – Nui-rou

53.Fortune: You will be a lion in your own cause. Lucky Numbers: 31, 44, 5, 29, 37, 8 Learn Chinese: Ice Scate - Lui-bing

54.Fortune: Hope is the most precious treasure to a person. Lucky Numbers: 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 Learn Chinese: Market - Shi-chang

55.Fortune: Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 34, 37, 44 Learn Chinese: Pork - zhu-rou

56.Fortune: Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 9, 14, 18, 32 Learn Chinese: Anxious - jiao-ji

57.Fortune: Good luck is the result of good planning. Lucky Numbers: 57, 58, 59, 48, 12, 7 Learn Chinese: Family - jia-ting

58.Fortune: You are about to embark on a most delightful journey! Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 16, 19, 23, 26 Learn Chinese: Beverage - Drink - yin-liao

59.Fortune: Happiness lies in good health and a bad memory. Lucky Numbers: 5, 38, 18, 49, 20, 11 Learn Chinese: Delicious - Hao-chi

Thus concludes a huge volume of text to compliment the long line of userboxes. I suppose I could have just made multiple columns of userboxes, but where's the fun in that?