User:!paradigm!

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Information about me

Hello, 

My intrests include: cryptozoology, biology, mythology, and other random stuff! these are the things that i will most likley edit.Socks are inconsequential because the donkey lost their fight with a spatula tree.

In the computer and gaming secion, i love the Worms series, Half Life2 and Halo, along with others.

(!paradigm! might be aka rapidmag)

My articles and article notes

(origionally started by me)

my pages up so far: Fearsome critters, Axhandle hound, Argopelter, Teaketteler

thanks,--!paradigm! 19:08, 27 July 2006 (UTC)!paradigm!

Barnstars

		The Oddball Barnstar
		71.193.11.7 00:32, 13 August 2006 (UTC)!paradigm! is awarded this Oddball Barnstar for the origional creation of the Fearsome Critters article

		The LGBT Barnstar
		Woot!

	The Super Hidden Barnstar
	This user has found  Penubag 's secret hidden sub page! Can you find it? Version: 2

		Super Hidden Link Barnstar
		This User Found Uchiha23's Secret subpage have you found it yet?

		Home-Made Barnstar
		!paradigm! is awarded this Homemade Barnstar for his (masculine gender pronoun) work in the field of Fearsome Critters (Mythical Animals of the United States.) Tripodero 17:00, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

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