1000years is Joan Ewe. Here is an article she managed to publish on wikinews:
As a professional writer, it was the most difficult piece Joan has ever written, due to the absolute rigor and impartiality of the editors. This gave her an immense amount of respect for wikinews and wikipedia, and has fueled her desire to do more work in both of these wikiplaces.
Joan lives in a cave with her cave-man husband and twin cave-babies.