User:A More Perfect Onion

“	→ Certainly, in taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior; for it is a prince's part to pardon.	”
—Today's Motto of the Day

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ΘΧ This user is a brother of Theta Chi Fraternity. This user is a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan. This user is a Vexillologist. This user is a certified scuba diver. PSU This user is attending or graduated from Penn State University This user is a member of the Silly Party! This user can solve the Rubik's Cube in 2m 20s.

I've been editing Wikipedia for a few years as an anonymous user. I frequently watch the Recent Changes page, and tag articles for speedy deletion. I finally decided to get a user account so that I could use Twinkle.

I'm not perfect; I'm only more perfect. I've been known to whack myself with a trout when necessary. I am not open to other editors wielding fish at me on Wikipedia, but I will gladly face people in a trout-fight elsewhere.

DYK hooks I've written

(These are the hooks, not the articles.)

Appeared on 1 April 2010:

• ... that Wikipedia covers the whole shebang?
• ... that Perth, Western Australia, got rid of ugly men in 1948?