User:Akendall

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Welcome to my user page! I'm User:akendall, but I prefer to be called Adam. My Chinese name is 安石 (Pinyin: Ānshí). Please take a look around to see what I'm interested in, what I'm currently working on and what I've done in the past, and a little about me. If you want to talk about what you see, please leave a message on my talk page.

About me

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I enjoy backpacking (anywhere in the Pacific Northwest, but especially the Oregon Cascades and the Oregon Coast Range), hiking, and trail running. I'm an avid reader, and I'm likely to read just about anything I stumble upon that looks interesting. I'm definitely one to judge a book by its cover.

Professionally, I'm an accountant and internal auditor. I'm currently living in China and teaching ESL to students aged 10 to 50.

Interests

My interests are various, but generally focus around four main categories.

Oregon

Banking and Accounting

Classics

China

Quotes

Cicero Denounces Catiline

Cicero

"O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit, consul videt; hic tamen vivit, vivit?"

-M. Tullius Cicero, Oratio qua L. Catilinam emisit in Senatu habita, 1.2. [1]

Homer

"Rage - Sing, goddess the rage of Peleus' son Achilles
Murderous, doomed, who cost the Achaeans countless losses,
Hurling down to the House of Death so many sturdy souls
Great fighters' souls, and made their bodies carrion,
Feasts for the dogs and birds."

-Homer, The Iliad (Translation by Robert Fagles) [2]

Livy

"Tum Romanus sinu ex toga facto, 'Hic,' inquit, 'vobis bellum et pacem portamus; utrum pacet sumite.' Sub hanc vocem haud minus ferociter, daret utrum vellet, succlamatum est; et cum is iterum sinu effuso bellum dare dixisset, accipere se omnes responderunt et quibus acciperent animis iisdem se gesturos."

"Fabius, in answer, laid his hand on the fold of his toga, where he had gathered it at the breast, and 'Here,' he said, 'we bring you peace and war. Take which you will.' Scarcely had he spoken, when the answer no less proudly rang out: 'Whichever you please - we do not care.' Fabius let the gathered folds fall, and cried: 'We give you war.' The Carthaginian senators replied, as one man: 'We accept it; and in the same spirit we will fight it to the end.'"

-Titus Livius, Ab Urbe Condita, Liber XXI.XVIII (Livy, A History of Rome, Book 21.18 - English Translation by Aubrey de Selincourt) [3]

Modern

"Paging through the dictionary is like looking through a microscope. Every word breaks down into parts with unique properties - prefix, suffix, root. Eliza gleans not only the natural laws that govern the letters but their individual behaviors. R, M, and D are strong, unbending, and faithful. The sometimes silent B and G and the slippery K follow strident codes of conduct. Even the redoubtable H, which can make P sound like F and turn ROOM into RHEUM, obeys etymology. Consonants are the camels of language, proudly carrying their lingual loads.

"Vowels, however, are a different species, the fish that flash and glisten in the watery depths. Vowels are elastic and inconstant, fickle, and unfaithful. E can sound like I or U. -IBLE and -ABLE are impossible to discern. There is no combination the vowels haven't tried, exhaustive and incestuous in their couplings. E will just as soon pair with A, I, or O, leading the dance or being led. Eliza prefers the vowels' unpredictability and, of all vowels, favors Y. Y defies categorization, the only letter that can be two things at once. Before the bee, Eliza had been a consonant, slow and unsurprising. With her bee success, she has entered vowelhood. Eliza beings to look at life in alphabetical terms. School is consonantal in its unchanging schedule. God, full of possibility, is a vowel. Death: the ultimate consonant."

- Myla Goldberg, Bee Season [4]

My To Do List

Oregon

Banking

Accounting

China

Userboxes

en This user is a native speaker of English.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
zh-1 該用戶能以基本中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本中文进行交流。
la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
simple
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This user can write very clearly in Simple English.
php-2 This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.
mysql-3 This user is an advanced MySQL programmer.
css-2 This user is an intermediate Cascading Style Sheets user.
HTML-3 This user is an advanced HTML user.
xml-2 This user is an intermediate XML coder.
ipa-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Hans-2
This user has an intermediate understanding of the Simplified Chinese characters.
Grek-1
Ω
This user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.
Latn-5
f
This user has full understanding of the Latin script.
Grammar
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
they This user considers his or her use of singular they non-standard, but less evil than his or her use of wordy references to him or her.
... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
 ; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
US This user uses American English.


About Me
Crystal Clear app clock.svg It is approximately 5:01 PM where this user lives. (China)
Emblem-money.svg This user is an accountant.
CPA This user holds the Certified Public Accountant credential.
CFE This user holds the Certified Fraud Examiner credential.
CIA This user holds the Certified Internal Auditor credential.
TerracottaOfficer.jpg 這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。
这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。
This user is interested in Chinese history.
Thomas Paine (cropped).jpg This user likes Thomas Paine.
OregonDucks.svg Quack! Quack! This user attends or attended the University of Oregon
Small Red Rose.JPG This user lives in or hails from Portland, Oregon.
Flag of the People's Republic of China.svg This user lives in China
Projects
Oregon DEM relief map.png This user is a member of
WikiProject Oregon.
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WikiProject Business briefcase.svg This user is a member of the Business WikiProject.
Emblem-money.svg This user is a member of the Accountancy Taskforce.
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This user is a member of WikiProject China.

Wikifinds

2012

(archive)

Links, references, and disclaimers

References

  1. ^ http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0010&layout=&loc=Catil.+1.2
  2. ^ Homer; Robert Fagles, trans. (1990). The Iliad. New York: Penguin. pp. 77. 
  3. ^ Livius, Titus; Aubrey de Selincourt, trans. (1965). The War with Hannibal. London: Penguin. pp. 41-42. 
  4. ^ Goldberg, Myla. Bee Season. 

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