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User information Imagine a room with 1000 tiny monkeys with 1000 huge typewriters. Now imagine hundreds upon thousands of those rooms, pushed together more tightly than any architect could possibly conceive. Now imagine a single head monkey to lead them all - sorting, filing, and publishing the work of the many monkeys and many typewriters. That monkey is the Alphachimp, and he welcomes you to Wikipedia. I'm an administrator and I'm here to improve your experience reading and editing Wikipedia. You can contact me here or by email. Either way, if your question is reasonable, I'll probably respond. In the interest of full disclosure, I have four active accounts on English Wikipedia: Alphachimp (talk · contribs · count · logs · email) Administrator, (#242 by edits) Alphachimpbot (talk · contribs · count) Bot HBC_AIV_helperbot2 (talk · contribs · count) Bot, hosted for H Typochimp (talk · contribs · count) Update as of March 2008: I haven't been as active over the last year due to a variety of events in my life. Nothing's wrong, and I hope to become more active in the near future. :) Update as of May 2009: I'm still here, but I don't have nearly the time to edit Wikipedia I once did. I'll try to pop in from time to time, and will always try to keep My AIV Bot active and updated. Who knows, maybe sometime in the future I'll become more active... Please help Wikipedia by verifying that the following two edits are not vandalism: 1 March 2012 (diff | hist) . . Akihito‎; 13:16 . . (+21)‎ . . ‎Keivan.f (talk | contribs)‎ (→‎Ancestors: ) (diff | hist) . . Mokpo National Maritime University‎; 13:16 . . (-67)‎ . . ‎Kang5174 (talk | contribs)‎ Thank you for taking the time to improve Wikipedia. Show another two edits. Useful links Vandalism: AIV - Recent IP - Filtered - New Users - New Pages - Block - Unblock - Autoblocks Discussion: AN - AN/I - AWB - WP:NYCPT Requests: AWB - adminship - protection - arbitration - checkuser - comment - expansion - images - investigation - mediation - translation Deletion: Speedy - ORFU - Prod - AfD - CfD - TfD - RfD - MfD - Deletion review Tools: Edit count - AWB - All messages Misc.: Purge this page - List of policies - Bot approval Subpage index Monitored Users This is a Wikipedia user page, not an article. If you find this page on a site other than Wikipedia, be aware that you are viewing a copy of the page a on mirror site, with which the user 'Alphachimp' is not personally affiliated. The original page is located at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Alphachimp.

You edited what!? Userboxes This user is an administrator on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user is a member of the Wikimedia OTRS team. 29,000+ This user has made over 29,000 contributions to Wikipedia. This user assumes good faith. This chimpanzee tries to do the right thing. If it makes a mistake, please let it know. @ This user can be reached by email. Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain. en This user is a native speaker of English. Barnstars Tireless Contributor Barnstar Defender of the Wiki Barnstar Random Acts of Kindness Barnstar Purple Barnstar "Alphachimp is the Man" (Surreal) Barnstar Defender of the Wiki Barnstar The Editor's Barnstar The Working Man's Barnstar The RickK Anti-Vandalism Barnstar The Editor's Barnstar Userpage Barnstar The da Vinci Barnstar The Working Man's Barnstar Defender of the Wiki Barnstar Barnstar of Diligence