ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA ARTICLE ON ME =D =D =D
So I was informed a few days ago in this discussion at my user talk page that I had a secret admirer by the name of Krackerack over on Enclyclopedia Dramatica. He apparently spends his time stalking me and stealing glimpses of me while in my home in the nude. My little Peeping Tom even took the time out of his busy schedule to make out an article dedicated to me on Enclyclopedia Dramatically Unknown On The Internet.
As noted in the discussion at my user talk page, Enclyclopedia Dramatica is like the Pop music group Dream; that is, no one knows who or what the hell it is. No, it's not just some term a drunkard used while trying to correctly pronounce Wikipedia or Enclyclopedia. Get this. It's an actual website, folks. I looked it up.
The Krackerack has clearly put his blood, sweat, and tears into trying to offend me with his long, drawn-out article that, ironically enough, criticizes long-windedness about 40 times in a row for 90% of the article. /: \ I got bored after the 35th time it called me on my "long-winded" behavior. I guarantee you the 41st "long-winded" criticism is coming up for Kackerack's article following this passage I'm writing at this very moment. Let's place our bets. The article is here (Darn Wikipedia does not allow links to the website as this site must also look down on it, but just type in "AmericanDad86 Enclyclopedia Dramatica")
Aaaaaanyways, I pointed out on my user talk page that due to the site's dismal unpopularity as evidenced in Alexa rankings, User Krackerack would be lucky to see five viewers if even that. He seemed to get offended by this unadulterated truth and arranged for the article to come up on the site's home page. Heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Unfortunately for Krackerack, the homepage of Enclyclopedia Dramatica is well still apart of Enclyclopedia Dramatica. You see, when we say Enclyclopedia Dramatica comes up low in Alexa rankings, that doesn't somehow exclude it's homepage. Sorry for not making that clear but I thought one could put two and two together!
Anyways, with this all in mind, I decided that I was going to help promote the article dedicated to me on Enclyclopedia Dramatica because of all the hard work Krackerack put into it. I am hoping by directing people over to the website that this article has a fighting chance of surpassing more than 10 views. I'm hoping that by directing people to it through my very own userpage, he can at least muster up 30 or 40 views.
Please help promote the website everyone. At best, it's probably only getting 2 views a day. It's the laughingstock of Urban Dictionary and the more popular websites across the Internet. But c'mon! These people at Dramatica like Krackerack are working hard to be funny so let's give him a few views, huh?! Help the kid out all. Cheers! AmericanDad86 (talk) 21:03, 29 June 2014 (UTC)