User:Austrollolol

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The Honourable

Austrollolol
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Prime Minister of Australia
Incumbent
Assumed office
Right after I slept with your mother mate
Monarch Elizabeth II
Governor General Quentin Bryce
Deputy Christopher Poole
Preceded by Christopher Poole
Minister for Broadband, Communications
and the Digital Economy
Incumbent
Assumed office
2012
Member of the Australian Parliament
for Dawson
Incumbent
Assumed office
2013
Preceded by LOL DUNNO BLOKE
Personal details
Born Austrollolol
Shhhhh, that's a secret!
That's a secret too!
Died I'll never die
Political party SNORTING DEAD PEOPLE'S ASHES & DANCING HARD TECHNO
Spouse(s) Your Mother
Alma mater Central Queensland University
Religion Roman Catholic

You have my sympathies for even bothering to visit this user page. Do yourself a favour and go outside!