User:Baranxtu

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Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

Oy, personal stuff... I wish I were better at describing myself.

But then again, what could be more suited to sum up a human being than a shitload of user boxes?

So, here they are:

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[edit] Where Does This Come From?

Flag of Austria.svg This user comes from Austria.
Flag of Germany.svg This user lives in Germany.
Bayern Wappen.svg More specifically, this user lives in Bavaria.

[edit] Getting Personal

[edit] The Basics

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Male.svg This user is male.
Ovis canadensis 2.jpg This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.
Pink triangle.svg This user identifies as gay.
Erastes eromenos Staatliche Antikensammlungen 1468.jpg This user is a slut.
Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
Sterling.png This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.
non This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
mwhahaha! This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

[edit] The Death Enablers

Marijuana.jpg This user is not drug-free.
UserboxSmoke.png This user is a smoker.
CachacaDivininha.jpg This user drinks. Period.
Absolut vodka.jpg This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.
Caffeine.svg This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
Coke This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close. Pepsi

[edit] The Serious Opinions

Female.svgMale.svg This user supports gender equality.
Gay flag.svg This user supports equal rights for queer people.
Blueribbon.png This user is opposed to online censorship.
Human.svg Wikipedia is not censored.
Canis lupus portrait.jpg I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
Schopenhauer.jpg This user is a pessimist.
European stars.svg This user supports the European Union.
lib This user is a liberal.
No death penalty.svg This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
Skull and crossbones.svg This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

[edit] The Likes and Dislikes

1+1=3? This user does not understand mathematics.
Dinnermealicon.JPG This user is an omnivore.
?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them.
25 railtransportation.svg This user supports public transit.
Old book bindings.jpg This user is a bibliophile
porn This user enjoys pornography.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
1967-Alfa-Romeo-Duetto-Red-Front-Angle-st.jpg This user does not care about driving.

[edit] The Hobbies

Applications-games.svg This user enjoys playing blackjack.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC.
Gamepad.svg This user is addicted to video games.
APBR This user thinks The Sims 2 is the best game ever.
fan-2 This user loves the computer or video game Fable: The Lost Chapters.
B&W This user likes to play God!
Example.jpg This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.
MonWheel.jpg This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

[edit] Linguistics 'n Stuff

[edit] Languages

de Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
en-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of English.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
sa-1 एषः उपयोजकः सरलेन संस्कृतेन लेखितुं शक्नोति.
Deva-4
This user has a near complete understanding of the Devanagari.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

[edit] Grammar Pet Peeves

they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
by The passive voice may be used by this user.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
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