User:Bladez636

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There is only one rule in life you Must obey! You are not safe from the Power of the Almighty Bunghole! Hello my horrid Human Slime, i am Bladez636 but if you dare define yourself as worthy you may refer to me as Ian. I am not of this world I tell you, but I am more or less insane all the same. I live in my attic doing absolutely nothing.

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[edit] About me

I was born on May 5, 1994 and am currently 16. I like to Draw and such, blah blah. I'm a person with a lick of common sense in the world, that's quite rare isn't it? I'm all around cynical, sarcastic and pessimistic. I take deep interest in what I enjoy, could it be called obsession? I dunno, all I know is I don't go to fan-tard levels of obsession, at least anymore. My main interests are sci-fi genre or dark stuff. I'm an admirer of the works of Jhonen Vasquez, Gerry Anderson, Roman Dirge, Angus Oblong and Ralph Steadman, my interests are not of the status-quo. Religion and political issues don't plague me, as they're both overwhelmingly stupid. I'm an anarchist, and hate both the Democratic and Republican parties, though a lot of distain exists more towards the latter since more stupidity is spouted out their ass. I'm also an atheist, since religion has brought us more hate than anything else. People like Fred Phelps have pretty much brought me to it, and other nutjobs who are conceited as they believe they alone hold the innevitable truth when in reality they hold nothing!

[edit] Facts

  • I can usually be seen twating around the internet
  • I have Asperger syndrome, however unlike others I don't use it as a crutch to avoid the shear reality of the world.
  • Wishes the Tourettes Guy would have his own wikipedia page (regardless of whether or not he isnt an actual person, that really dosent matter no does it?)

[edit] Userboxs

Bart This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!"
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
ZimICON.gif This user thinks Invader Zim is an awesome show. Do not question why!
French fries juliane kr r.svg This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
SP in.svg This user demands you
Respect my authoritah!
JV This user is a slave to the works of Jhonen Vasquez and proud of it!
BENDER B. RODRIGUEZ Bite this user's shiny metal ass!
Nuvola apps kcoloredit.svg This user is an art lover.
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This user is a cat lover.
Recycle001.svg This user supports recycling.
ATH‎ This user is an Atheist.
Face-smile-big.svg This user is a jokester or comedian.
No smoking symbol.svg This user does not smoke.
teen This user is a teenager.
Crystal kthememgr.svg This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
Comic-sketch.jpg This user enjoys comics.
Atkinson Rowan.jpg
The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.
Gay flag.svg This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
Male.svg This user is male.
Bosch Jardin des delices detail.jpg This user is probably going to Hell.
NCI Visuals Food Hot Dog.jpg This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
FG This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
George W. Bush This user dislikes Bush, and thinks an untrained chimp could do a better job than him.
Wikipedia-logo.png This user has been a member of Wikipedia since February 13, 2007 (UTC).
en This user is a native speaker of English.
Chocolate02.jpg This user eats chocolate.
Milk glass.jpg This user drinks milk.
Gaufre liege.jpg This user likes waffles.
Thomas The Tank Engine This User likes Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends but isnt the age you would believe to be!
SP
This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
Spoorbaan houten dwarsliggers alphen aan den rijn.jpg This user is a railfan.
BlackHole.jpg This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2/13/2007.
IRK Oh, my tallest! This user is a member of the Irken Elite.
Skool This User Despise's School and wishes the End of it to stop Misery and Get back to his life
Child tongue.jpg This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older but they'll never grow up.
☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
>_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

[edit] Origin of user name

The main origin of my name has come from my fantard days of being a lousy fanboy of Lilo & Stitch. A fan experiment made called Bladez, Experiment #636. I dunno, he had knives for fingers. That's that, the username itself I like to say means nothing as it was a wholly dumb concept.

I go by the other names of thebladezman (YouTube) and mastergarrett779 (Sodor Island Forums)

[edit] My Personal top 20 FAIL

To make it plain and simple lets just make a list of what I dislike strongly and think should go die

  1. Christian Weston Chandler
  2. Westboro Baptist Church
  3. Scott "Mussolini" Walker
  4. Justin Bieber
  5. Viacom
  6. Nickelodeon
  7. Democratic Party
  8. Republican Party
  9. Sarah Palin
  10. Rush Limbaugh
  11. Glen Beck
  12. The Naked Brothers Band
  13. The Jonas Brothers
  14. "Teabaggers"
  15. Racism
  16. FOX
  17. Religion
  18. Mark David Chapman
  19. The Status-Quo
  20. Sugar Creek, Missouri

[edit] Books

I am primary to read interesting and humorous Books/Comics

[edit] Music

I despise modern music, like rap or anything else; stuff that is a disgrace to actually call music. I enjoy classic rock, my favorite band is Steely Dan as they aren't particularly well known at least by my age group. My favorite bands are as follows:

  1. Steely Dan
  2. America
  3. The Doors
  4. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
  5. Queen
  6. Pink Floyd
  7. Seals & Crofts
  8. The Beatles

[edit] TV Shows

TV is something that I enjoy and have since I was in my moms womb and shall until it gives me a brain hemmorage and I die.

The Shows that are my favorite are as follows

[edit] Projects

DUCK Museum Oxenhope.jpg This user is a member of WikiProject Thomas, a WikiProject which aims to develop and expand Wikipedia's content relating to the TV Series Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, as well as the original book series The Railway Series.
Please feel free to join us.

[edit] Awards

[edit] The Working Man's Barnstar

Working Man's Barnstar.png The Working Man's Barnstar
I award you this barnstar for your effort in adding all the cameo information to List of characters in Invader Zim. I see that you spent several hours on it and it is very useful having all that information in one place. Thank you! ●BillPP (talk|contribs) 12:24, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Smiley Award

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For your contributions to Wikipedia and humanity in general, you are hereby granted the coveted Random Smiley Award
originated by Pedia-I
(Explanation and Disclaimer)

TomasBat (@)(Contribs)(Sign!) 20:50, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Places I frequent

[edit] See Also

All sites below are fan sites I maintain...

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