User:Bllix

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bllix is a sentient being. This is bllix's user page or whatever, and it's basically a bunch of userboxes. Except for this part. Probably some other parts, but not very many. bllix is perhaps best known for navigating the cold, often inhospitable landscapes of the Internet with an unwavering dedication to lulz and spelling shit correctly. And music production. Probably some other things, but not very many. Look it up. bllix is not going to tell you bllix's life story. Not with that attitude.

Expertise[edit]

Mooooooooooooooove, I know what I'm doing. (If I don't know what I'm doing: I find references...or simply leave the damned article alone.)

Check out these userboxes[edit]

Wikipedia:Babel
en This user is a native speaker of English.
AmE This user is a native speaker of American English.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
en-∞ This user speaks English at a godlike level.
nl-2 Deze gebruiker heeft een middelmatige kennis van het Nederlands.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
1337 7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
law-2 This user has an intermediate understanding of legalese.
Search user languages
Stuff stuff
BlackHole.jpg This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 1997.
ANAL 4 A This user advocates the use of proper grammatic structure.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
Choco chip cookie.png This user eats cookies.
Star Trek Wrath of Khan uniforms.jpg This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.
Music stuff
EMS Synthi AKS.jpg This user is an electronic musician.
Mixer-icon.jpg This user is an audio engineer.
Music ClefG.svg This user is a music composer.
Nuvola apps kcmmidi.png This user is a synthesizer player.
Nuvola apps kcmmidi.png This user is a softsynth player.
vln-3 This user is an advanced violinist.
cel-2 This user is an intermediate cellist.
Spanish guitar45px.png This user plays classical guitar.
More technical stuff
Java-2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
XUL This user is an intermediate XUL user.
as This user knows ActionScript.
HTML-4 This user is an expert HTML user.
css-3 This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
C++-2 This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
Technical stuff
Nuvola apps display.png This user is a code monkey.
Web-browser-openclipart.svg This user is a professional Web Developer.
js-4 This user is an expert JavaScript programmer.
re-4 This user is an expert regular expression programmer.
mysql-2 This user is an intermediate MySQL programmer.


Interests[edit]

My love for it is like a truck.

Here's some more userboxes[edit]

Old stuff
Ankh.png This user is interested in ancient civilizations.
Sutton.hoo.helmet.png This user is interested in the Early Middle Ages.
Leprosy victims taught by bishop.jpg This user is interested in the Middle Ages.
Flag of England.svg This user is an Anglophile.
Science stuff
Eagle Nebula
This user is interested in astronomy.
Phonetik.svg This user is interested in linguistics.
Rod of Asclepius2.svg This user is interested in medicine.
STAR TREK Bllix is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation. TNG
Stuff stuff
Yellow naped amazon parrot left side.jpg This user is a parrot lover.
Animhorse.gif This Wikipedian loves horses.
S This user is a fan of Surreal comedy.
Weather-rain-thunderstorm.svg
This user enjoys thunderstorms.
No Raindrops.svg This user hates getting wet.
This user is interested in fantasy. GoldenUnicorn.jpg
Music stuff
MA This user has an account on Metal-Archives.
User:Ehm1883/Userboxes/Mozart
Masterkeyboard.jpg This user loves breakcore!

This may explain their insanity.
Aphex Twin.jpg This user FUCKIN' LOVES Aphex Twin.
RUN DMC This user enjoys rap music and
hip hop culture.
Inverted cross.gif This user enjoys Black Metal.
IDM This user enjoys Braindance.
Technical stuff
/. This user has a Slashdot account.
The Pirate Bay logo.svg This user supports The Pirate Bay.
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user likes to play strategy games on a computer.
WoW This user's Hunter loves to shoot things in World of Warcraft.


THIS STUFF[edit]

ALL OF THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE STUFF. THAT IS WHY I AM SHOUTING.

USERBOXES OF GREAT IMPORT[edit]

Um, stuff
Atelier de Nicolas de Largillière, portrait de Voltaire, détail (musée Carnavalet) -002.jpg This user is a child of the Enlightenment.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
IMPORTANT STUFF
Com-N This user is a native comedian. Everything this user does is funny.
Riskgame2.png This user will slaughter you mercilessly in Risk.
Dr. Who This user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Fourth Doctor. 4th
fan
trekkie
trekker
This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.
Stuff stuff
This user is a Klingon
Small scream.png This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.
Dr. Who This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.
Music stuff
Headphone icon.svg This user is an audiophile.
Musical note nicu bucule 01.svg This user likes most types of music.
Technical stuff
\frac{a}{0} OH SHI–
Terra.png Actually, the Internet is serious business.
Crystal kthememgr.svg
This is a very small userbox.
cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL


SO WHAT[edit]

THESE ARE UPPER CASE LETTERS.

  • YEAH, I AM PRESSING THE SHIFT KEY.
  • NO, I DON'T USE THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
  • YEAH, I CAN TYPE HOWEVER I WANT TO.
  • NO, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.


In conclusion[edit]

This concludes bllix's user page thing.