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WikiDefcon 1

Very high level of vandalism.

6.0CVS / 7.5RPM according to DefconBot 22:30, 17 December 2014 (UTC) (change)

Hello and welcome to my Userpage. A few things about me:

  • I am a very active member in Recent Change Patrol
    • I frequently do equal time in both the new pages section, and patrolling using Huggle
  • I find myself spending more and more time over at WikiProject Red Link Recovery. It's a really great project which needs a lot of assistance. If you can help, please do so!
  • When I'm not taking care of vandals or red links, then I can be found editing pop culture articles, as that is sort of a knack of mine.

As far as personal life and interests go:

  • I am a currently in college, studying BSIT with a focus in Project Management, and a minor in Criminal Justice. Odd combination, eh?
  • I work for my school in the IT department. Because of this I obviously have a vested interest in computers


  • I try to check my talk page a couple of times during business hours (UTC -06:00). As far as when I am actually online, that really is impossible to predict. As is synonymous with most college students, my schedule is extremely sporadic. And as much as I would love for Wikipedia to count toward my college education, it does not. So Wikipedia does take a backseat.

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HEY! If you are here to vandalize my page, don't bother. There are plenty of other recent change patrollers out there waiting for you to do just that. Your edit will be reverted instantly and you will get a warning. It isn't worth your time. If you are here to question/challenge an edit I made, please feel free to do so on my talk page, permitted you are willing to talk about my edit. Simply chewing my ear off will get you no response.


My Life and Views[edit]

Flag of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.svg This user lives in or is from the City of Milwaukee, Wisconsin
This user watches
Peace symbol.svg This user rejects any violence towards women. Pink ribbon.svg
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
"No smoking" sign with text This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
Female.svgFemale.svgMale.svgMale.svg This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages. Against gay marriage? Don't get one. Problem solved.
Small Flag of the United Nations ZP.svg This user supports the United Nations.
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This user regrets that every local idiot can post a comment on the internet

Twitter Logo Mini.svg This user uses Twitter
UWM This user is a Milwaukee Panther.
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20+ This user is a vicenarian.
This user is male, and as such, he would prefer to be addressed and/or referred to with masculine pronouns.
Gay male flag.png This user identifies as a gay male.
Ireland Éireannach
This user is Irish
Flag of Italy.svg This user is of Italian ancestry
This user is of Norwegian ancestry.
Flag of Bavaria (lozengy).svg This user is of Bavarian ancestry.

Wikipedia Things[edit]

Rights and Memberships[edit]
Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 4 years and 10 days.
Wikipedia Rollbacker.svg This user has rollback rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)
Wikipedia Reviewer.svg This user has pending changes reviewer rights on the English Wikipedia. (verify)

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
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Gnome-help.svg This user helps out newcomers.
Redlinkrecoveryteam.svg This user is part of the WikiProject Red Link Recovery.
Police man ganson.svg This user is a recent changes, new page, and a random page patroller.
CVU.svg This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

Policy on Vandals[edit]
Police man Twinkle Head.svg This user fights vandalism with Twinkle and Huggle. Sometimes simultaneously... Nuvola apps krec.png
Igloo logo.svg This user freezes vandals in their tracks with Igloo!
Stop x nuvola.svg This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.
CSD! This user will not hesitate to delete or CSD tag your article if it falls under CSD criteria.
>:( Vandals don't like this user.
CVU.svg This user fights vandalism.
vn-22 This user page has been vandalized 22 times.
Sockcat.jpg This user has been attacked by a sock puppet.
IP Thank This user believes that vandal reverting IP addresses should be rewarded or thanked for their efforts.
Nuvola icon with earphones.svg This user listens to music while using Huggle to revert vandalism.
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This user bites vandals. Hard.
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Police man update.png Warning to Thrill Seeking Vandals: This user is a member of the fun police.

Editing Philosophy[edit]
del This editor is a deletionist.
Mulher com cesto e couves.jpg Everyone has points of view with inherent cultural biases - recognition is the first step to achieving NPOV.

meta This editor is a metapedian.
Rod of Asclepius2.svg This user believes that we should do no harm on any biographical article.
6,000+ This user has made more than 6,000 contributions to Wikipedia and, as a result, may be slightly insane.
YOU This user dies a little inside whenever s/he sees the word "you" in an article.
</ref> This user finds referencing paranoia disruptive and recommends applying common sense instead.

This user tags articles for maintenance with Twinkle!

IP Address This User supports mandatory registration.


Ambox humor.svg This user likes jokes and humor.
sar This user is obviously not sarcastic.
Bear paw.jpg This user supports the right to arm bears.
Spell Dis usa iis veri goot att speling
Crystal kthememgr.svg Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.
G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user has a really lame password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

Ambox humor.svg This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
Paullusmagnus-logo.JPG This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer...after one more edit.
The End Book.png This user has been to the end of Wikipedia. Have you?
718smiley.png This user is happy.
Jimmy McMillan Blue 2 2011 Shankbone.jpg This user thinks the rent is too damn high!
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia reads you. Hammer and sickle.svg
Her Majesty's Gracious Smile by Charles Knight.JPG
Like Her Majesty, this user is frequently amused.
Lolcat especially made for Wikinews.jpg This user does not like teh drama.
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This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.
John Cleese at 1989 Oscars-2.jpg This user farts in your general direction. This user also believes that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Alienigena.jpg This user was abducted by aliens and all what I've got was this lousy userbox.
This user doesn't know what the hell s/he's doing.