User:Ceejayoz

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About me

I'm Chris Johnson, a business student and freelance web developer dabbling in PHP and Ruby on Rails. I mainly do content-managed sites for small to medium medical societies, although ericg and I are considering getting into business together.

I was born in Melbourne, Australia (pictured at the top of this page), although I currenly reside in Rochester, New York, USA. I'll be moving back to Australia with my fiancée in a year or two.

My personal website is http://ceejayoz.com/ - a brief perusal should make it fairly obvious that I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

Things I'm working on

• Recent changes patrol
• Articles for deletion tagging

Stuff I've started or contributed heavily towards

• Giant Palouse Earthworm

Handy templates

This is mainly a list for my personal use. I've found these templates handy for some of my more common tasks. A more comprehensive list of templates is here.

• {{AfdAnons}} - for use in WP:AFD when anonymous users are linked and encouraged to vote to keep a page.

Weird articles

Wikipedia has some bizzare articles, which can be fun and scary at the same time.

• List of OS-tans
• Antonov A-40 - the Winged Tank