User:Cesium 133

There's not much for me to say. I love to play trivia, I love knowledge, I love contributing my knowledge to the world.

I have tested out at genius level.

I am also a high-school dropout with an 11th grade education. I have didaskaleinophobia, the fear of going to school or being taught in a scholastic environment. Ironic, huh?

I will continue to edit this page of mine as it seems prudent to do... John :)

	This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

ain't nobody	This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

Pickyness Pickiness	This user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

couldn't've	This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

,	This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.

	This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

Subj	This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

they he or she	This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

whom	This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

based

Based on experience, this user knows that based off is nearly always incorrect.

your/ you’re	This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.

than / then	This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their / there / they're	This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

to / too / two	This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

ANAL 5	This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

śṣ	This user believes that Indic languages should be properly transliterated.

en- us-N	This user is a native speaker of American English.

la-3	Hic usor callidissima latinitate contribuere potest.

es-1	Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

fr-1	Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

...	This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

pig-4	Isthay useryay eaksspay Igpay Atinlay atyay ayay earnay-ativenay evellay.

snk	This user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦go	This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by	The passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.	Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

man- kind	Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

which & that	This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

if & whether	This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

less & fewer	This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

“,;:’	This user is a punctuation stickler.

.  The	This user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and C	This user prefers the serial comma.

its & it’s	This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

its/it’s	It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

its	This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

’s	This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

;	This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

ə	This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a Schwa-sticker as proof.

USage decline	This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

	This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.

	Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

	This user is a parrot lover.

	This user likes penguins.

	This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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	This user likes cats

PET DOG	This user is happy to have a pet dog.

	This user owns one or more dogs.

This user's pets own him/her!

	This user is a mutt lover.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

Snack!	This user has a large dog that thinks small dogs are tasty snacks

	This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.

	This user dislikes Mosquitos

Cat Lover	This user is a cat lover.

	This User LOVES Parakeets.

This user likes squirrels.

	This user thinks sheep are cute.

This user likes goats.

Driver's License	This user has a Driver's License.

Camry	This user drives a Toyota Camry

This user wants to behead those who say Islam is violent!

	This user is a Monty Python fan.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often goes incognito without a pocket protector.

	This user is interested in computers.

This user can type 70 WPM.

	This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.

TCP/IP	The user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented.	WWW

@	This user can be reached by email.

	This user uses MSN Messenger.

	This user uses Skype.

eBay	This user buys and sells on eBay as {{{1}}}.

Y	This user prefers Yahoo! over Google .	G

B	This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

БОРАТ	This user is a fan of Borat.

You Might Be a Redneck If...	This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.

HTML-1	This user is a beginning HTML user.

Y!	This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.

TW	This user's internet service provider is Time Warner.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user uses an AMD processor

HP	This user contributes using an HP computer.

BB	This user contributes using a broadband connection.

	This user's mobile phone and data services provider is Verizon.

Chat	This user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

	This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user is a carnivore.

This user is an omnivore.

	This user eats Domino's Pizza.

	This User Loves Pizza

	This user loves to eat pizza.

	This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.

	This user loves crab.

	This user prefers cheesesteaks with provolone.

	This user eats cheese.

This user loves blue cheese.

	This user eats chili.

	This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

	This user eats popcorn.

	This user eats quesadillas.

	This user loves spaghetti.

	This user loves sausages.

	This user eats bananas.

	This user loves oranges.

	This user loves to eat pineapples.

	If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats bagels.

	This user is a waffle eater.

	This user eats salad.

	This user eats spinach.

	This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

	This user eats fish.