User:Chr.K.

Quotable Quotes

On Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of wiki

	"Statistically, my home town is the most normal place in the universe. Statistics lie." - Marshall Teller, Eerie, Indiana

	"Without war human beings stagnate in comfort and affluence and lose the capacity for great thoughts and feelings, they become cynical and subside into barbarism." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

	"There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to decisively prove that whoever is listening to these words actually exists." - Myself

"Man seeks to form for himself, in whatever manner is suitable for him, a simplified and lucid image of the world, and so to overcome the world of experience by striving to replace it to some extent by this image. This is what the painter does, and the poet, the speculative philosopher, the natural scientist, each in his own way. Into this image and its formation, he places the center of gravity of his emotional life, in order to attain the peace and serenity that he cannot find within the narrow confines of swirling personal experience." - Albert Einstein

	"If the Truth is unpopular, replace the People." - Myself

	"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! NO TRUTH HANDLER ARE YOU! I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH-HANDLING ABILITIES!" - Sideshow Bob Roberts

8-Bit Theatre

	"This tells me less than nothing. Do you understand? You've made me forget things I didn't even know." - Black Mage

	"We'll burn that river when we cross a bridge over a bush with two birds throwing stones in glass houses. ...That really got away from me after 'river'." - Fighter McWarrior

Interests

Truth

	This user knows that there IS NO EXIT

	This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

23	This user is a 23rdian; he or she sees the number 23 everywhere.

Laws

	This user knows totalitarians love Gun control.

Art

	This user is interested in art history.

Disciplines

	This user enjoys pistol shooting.

Entertainment

Comics

C&H	This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

	This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

Batman	This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

The Far Side	This user reads The Far Side.

	This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

Sin City	This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...

Games

THE Games

GAME	This user plays "the Game".

	This user definitely couldn't defeat Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue with a row of pawns and a bishop.

	This user plays Risk.

	This user plays Tetris.

Computer and Video Games

	This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

+	This user plays retro games.

	This user still uses a Commodore 64.

	This user likes to play Strategy games on a computer.

	This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user still enjoys playing games on the NES.

	This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

CIV	This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.

CNC	This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack.

iron fist

This user is a Tekken player

	This user plays Pac-Man.

Role Playing Games

	This user likes to play Role-playing games.

Music

	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

History

General

	這個用戶對中國歷史感興趣。 这个用户对中国历史感兴趣。 This user is interested in Chinese history.

Mysterious History

	This user is fascinated by ghost towns.

	This user is interested in the Salem Witch Trials.

Ancient

	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

	This user is interested in ancient Egypt.

	This user is interested in ancient Israel.

	This user is interested in Ancient Greece.

	This user is interested in Ancient Iranian Civilization

	This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire

	This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user is interested in Carthage.

	This user is interested in ancient Rome.

1700-1900

This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776.

	This user loves the American Civil War.

The Bloody Century

	This user is interested in World War I and World War II.

	This user is interested in the Russian Revolution

	This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

Life

	This user believes that cats are NOT food.

‍

	This user's favourite animal is the tiger shark.

Linguistics

elder-2	This user has an intermediate understanding of the Elder Futhark.

	𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑿𐑟𐑼 𐑦𐑟 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯. This user is interested in Shavian.

	This user thinks that the communists ruined the beauty of Chinese characters by simplifying them.

nws-0	This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

Grammatica Miscellenia

BS-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Bullshit.

LE-0	This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

src-n	This user has never spoken sarcastically in his/her life. Ever.

du-1	This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

Literature

	This user enjoys writing.

	This user writes poetry.

This user is a fan of the Iliad.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore"

This user has or has yet to Journey to the Center of the Earth .

	Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.

The Silmarillion

This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

	This user is interested in the Great Old One.

	This user is a fan of Dune.

	This user likes Sherlock Holmes

	This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

	This user reads Science Fiction.

This user enjoys geofiction.

	This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

OSC	This user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

SK	This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

Nutrition

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a carnivore.

	This user loves food in moderation.

Badass Chow

	This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

	This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

	This user loves Hot Dogs in all their varieties.

	This user eats cheese.

	This user eats popcorn.

	This user eats potato chips.

	This user loves spaghetti.

	This user loves sausages.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

	This user likes    TABASCO™ pepper sauce

Against against-the-grain

	This user loves pasta.

	This user is a cereal killer.

	This user loves pancakes.

	This user likes waffles.

Confectuous

	This user loves brownies.

	This user eats chocolate.

	This user enjoys jelly beans.

	This user eats M&Ms.

	Why would anyone eat a peep?

	This user likes Chocolate Chip Cookies.

	This user likes Ice cream.

Edible Liquids

	This user drinks water regularly.

	This user drinks hot chocolate.

	This user drinks orange juice.

	This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

Mentally-Poisonous Liquids

S-0	This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

Edible Muscle

	This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

	This user eats steak.

	This user prefers rare steak.

Fruity

	This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

	This user eats apples.

	This user eats bananas.

	This user loves oranges.

	This user eats strawberries.

Science

Mathematics

Pure Mathematics

	This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

	This user is interested in polyhedra.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics.

Measurement

SI	This user measures both in metric system and American system units.	ft-lb

Numbers

Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609

!=	This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

Number Bases

1+1=10	This user likes binary.

5+5=10	This user likes decimal.

6×9=42	This user jokes in base 13.

8+8=10	This user likes hexadecimal.

Statistics

	This user is a statistician.

This user is pretty sure that she is an outlier compared to everybody else.

Sport

Baseball

BOS	This user is a fan of the Boston Red Sox

CHI	This user is a fan of the Chicago White Sox

CIN	This user is a fan of the Cincinnati Reds

Basketball

IND	This user is a fan of the Indiana Pacers

SA	This user is a fan of the San Antonio Spurs

Collegiate Athletics

P	This user is a Purdue fan, Boiler Up!

ARMY	This user is an Army Black Knights fan.

NAVY	This user is a Navy Midshipmen fan.

Futbol

IND	This user is a fan of the Indianapolis Colts

GB	This user is a fan of the Green Bay Packers

This user hates the Pittsburgh Stealers. And no, he didn't spell their real name wrong.

Motorsport

This user is interested in motor racing.

Drag Racing

NHRA	This user is a fan of the National Hot Rod Association.

Open-Wheel

IRL	This user is an Indy Racing League fan.

	This user supports Formula One.

GP	The first Grand Prix this user watched was the 2000 United States Grand Prix.

Sportscars

GT	This user is a Super GT fan.

Ice Hockey

	This user hopes the Leafs win another Stanley Cup within his lifetime.

Pool

	This user plays pocket billiards.

	This user plays eight-ball.

	This user plays nine-ball.

Farcical Crap Made To Resemble Sport

	This user is a Hulkamanic, brother!

	This user is one of the millions ... and MILLIONS of The Rock's fans.

55	This user thinks Michael Waltrip should let someone else drive his car after what has happened in the 2007 season.

Transit

	This user is a proud cyclist.

Wikiprojects

	This user is a member of WikiProject Motorsport.

	This user is a member of the WikiProject American Open Wheel Racing.

	This user is a member of the Formula One WikiProject.

	This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to expanding articles on paranormal subjects.

	This user is a member of WikiProject Chess.

Completed

For Wikiproject Paranormal

• NC16002 disappearance - All data thus far compilable in encyclopedic format for the disappearance of the NC16002 DC-3 airliner.

For Motorsport

• 1911 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1911 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.
• 1912 Indianapolis 500 - Most of the data present on the 1912 Indianapolis 500-Mile Race.

Things needing doing

Wikiproject American Open Wheel Racing

"To Do"

Type	New Article	Expand	Media	Sourcing	Copyedit	Stat Update	Peer Review	Successes
Officials	AAA Contest Board
Drivers	Lee Bentham
	Jim Buick
	Tom Frantz
	Bob Frey
	Rick Miaskiewicz
	Hoover Orsi
	Chris Smith
	Bill Tempero
	Dean Vetrock
Teams	Rick Galles / Galles Racing Hall Racing / Hall/VDS Racing Kraco RacingHogan Racing Shierson Racing Treadway Racing Truesports
Tracks	Dayton Speedway (Dayton, Ohio; 1956)
	Michigan State Fairgrounds Speedway (Detroit, Michigan; 1928-'33, '49-'53, '57) ("see Detroit Indy Grand Prix for a start")
	Hanford Motor Speedway (Hanford, California; 1967-'69)
	Lakewood Speedway (Atlanta/Lakewood, Georgia; 1946-'48, '52, '56-'58)
	California State Fairgrounds Speedway (Sacramento; 1949-'50, '53-'70)
	Missouri State Fairgrounds Speedway (Sedalia, Missouri; 1970)
	Continental Divide Raceway (Castle Rock, Colorado, 1968-'70)
	Seattle International Raceway (1969)

Wikiproject Paranormal

• All data compilable and studied on the Bermuda Triangle
• Quantifying and describing for the Project the difference between a faux curse and a legitimate curse.

Fiction

• Beginning to work on the Highlander database

Politics

• The lives of prominent dictators in world history

Things I'd like to do on Wikipedia

• Actually follow Wales' dream of ALL human knowledge, if people didn't get it the first time.
• Make well-sourced inclusionism the name of the game, and LOOK UP STUFF to prove things, rather than just delete them.
• Find out where one should go in order to spread hate and viciousness, just to make a lot of people go bug-eyed, rather than because of actually believing in such.
• Have Wikipedia offer free drinks to all posters.