User:ChuckNorriswannabe

{{User opposes ubx screwing}}

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

{{User mental health skeptic}}

	This user does not smoke.

en- us-N	This user is a native speaker of American English.

en- gb-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of British English.

AU-1	This user is a meagre speaker of Australian English.

ubx	This user uses userboxes.

...	This user would like to know all existing languages.

dlph	Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

hs	This user is a high school student.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is A whole lot.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

	This user is male.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

	This user has too much time on his hands.

	This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

	This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.

	This user enjoys writing.

	Big Brother is watching this user.

This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

50px	This user thinks that Crazy Frog is annoying.

	This user's news source is The Onion.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

	This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BB	This user contributes using a broadband connection.

	This user eats eggplant.

	This user practically inhales jalapeños.

	This user eats Swedish Fish.

	This user drinks green tea.

PEPSI	Instead of a regular cola, this user is addicted to Wild Cherry Pepsi.

KotOR	This user plays Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

	This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

	An Adventurer is this User.

	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

met?	This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

80s	This user rocks out to totally rad 80s New Wave music.

	This user supports Cliff Clavin becoming the patron saint of Wikipedia.

	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

¡	This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

H * R

This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

TZ	This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

DD	They made this user do it.

SW I	This user thinks The Phantom Menace sucks more.

STAR WARS	This user would shoot Greedo first.

This user wants to see Jimbo and Willy on Wheels duke it out in the ring, with Chuck Norris as the referee.

...	This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

	Grrr! Brains! Brains!

	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

	This user is cooler than you.

gk	This user is a geek.

SARC	This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

	Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Ninja	This user is a NINJA!

	It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

inf	This user is an infidel.

	This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.

	This user supports gender equality.

	This user is a Wikipedian.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

	This user is interested in law.

	This user enjoys reading science fiction.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

	This user is interested in politics.

This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything.

Star Wars	This user has a Private Clone Army

This user lives in the United States of America.

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$\sum$	This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

	This user is a cereal killer.

	This user eats salad.

	This user eats potatoes.

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	This user is male.