User:Corvun

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Yo sup? This here's the Wiki-Webstead of Xavier Preston — but y'all can call me Xave. I'm an Eclectic Ghetto-Pagan Redneck with a good strong love for the literature, the art, the cinema, the music, the Craft, and them fine little cheerleaders. Make all y'all's selves at home, but don't be vandalizin' my page, y'hear? And iffen y'all does decide to be vandalizin' this here page, y'all'd best be makin' damned good sure it'll be funnier than a cow pie on a crackhead, suckachump.

Inforama[edit]

“He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.” — Aeschylus

I am one-hundred feet tall!” — Evil Alien Conquerors

“I cannot tell a lie; they’s uh crow-kuh-doyle in moy va-join-uh.”Thomas Jefferson, opening line of the Gettysburg Address

The Basics[edit]

Useful things to know about me. I'm like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a tortilla, served with special sauce, cheese, pickles, lettuce, onion, all on a sesame seed bun. Also, I don't know the meaning of the word "brevity."

Former Group Affiliations[edit]

  • Grays Harbor Alliance: An alternative lifestyle awareness group established by people of various sexualities (including straight-laced heterosexuals like myself) working toward greater understanding and acceptance concerning people of minority sexual orientations in an overwhelmingly redneck community. Acting Vice President for a short time in the spring of 2000 CE.

Favorites[edit]

Stuff that no-one could possibly care about. Here until I can think of something better to replace it with.