User:Darkelfpoet

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Who Am I

sar-N	This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

prog-N	This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.

asp-4	This user is an expert ASP programmer.

CF-3	This user is an advanced ColdFusion programmer.

c++-1	This user is a beginning C++ programmer.

Java-N	This user thinks in Java byte-code.

php	This user is a fluent PHP user.

vb-4	This user is an expert Visual Basic programmer.

vb.net-4	This user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.

W3C	This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

css-5	This user is an expert CSS user.

HTML-4	This user is an expert HTML user.

js-3	This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

mysql	This user uses MySQL queries to locate car keys.

sql	This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys.

{{Wiki}}	This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language

xml-1	This user is a beginning XML coder.

xhtml-4	This user is an expert XHTML user.

@	This user can be reached by email at robert.turnbull@hotmail.com

	This user uses MSN Messenger as robert.turnbull@hotmail.com.

Web Soon	This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

dA	This user is a deviantART deviant as darkelfpoet

f	This user maintains a facebook profile as Robert Turnbull.

LJ	This user maintains a LiveJournal  as darkelfpoet.

	This user causes chandeliers to fall from the ceiling when they are angry

B	This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as Footsteps.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

	This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

>	This user's internet service provider is Vidéotron Ltée.

This user contributes while using Winamp.

FLA	This user can program games with Adobe Flash.

	This user uses LimeWire

	This user uses BitComet

	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

XP	This user uses Windows XP.

	This user uses Microsoft Windows under duress.

	This user contributes with Fedora.

	This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

NOTEPAD.EXE|	This user contributes using Notepad.

This user contributes using a laptop.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core

	This user contributes using a wireless connection.

	This user is a Sudoku addict.

	You just lost The Game.

	This user settled Catan.

	This user enjoys chess.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

	This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

	This user enjoys playing card games.

	This user enjoys playing card games.

	This user enjoys playing card games.

	This user enjoys playing card games.

	This user enjoys playing card games.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

cvg-4	This user is an expert gamer.

	This user prefers to play games on a PC.

PS2	This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2.

CIV	This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.

CNC: RA

This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

CNC	This user enjoys playing Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and has the Yuri's Revenge expansion pack.

This user plays Counter-Strike: Source.

This user plays the Doom series.

This user is addicted to playing the Final Fantasy series.

MN-2	This user is an expert minesweeper.

SC	This user plays SimCity.

Z	This user prefers to side with the Zerg.

RS	This user plays RuneScape.

	This user plays Paper and pencil games.

CG	This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

$\begin{array}{r}\zeta(s) = 0\\ \Re(s) = \frac{1}{2}\end{array}$	This user is an expert mathematician.

	This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

	This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user knows that math is

$\int e^{xy}\,$

?met?	This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them.

1+1=10	This user likes binary.

4+4=10	This user likes octal.

6×9=42	This user jokes in base 13.

8+8=10	This user likes hexadecimal.

3×4×5=10	This user likes sexagesimal.

	This user knows 12 digits of pi.

	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

!=	This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

This user wants a World government.

This user supports the United Nations.

lib	This user is a liberal.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user supports recycling.

	This user wants to stop global warming

	This user supports public transit.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

	This user is against involuntary military service.

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user finds censorship offensive.

	This user reads Science Fiction.

	This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

	This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

OSC	This user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.

SK	This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

	This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

	This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

Quoth this user, "Nevermore"

	Big Brother is watching this user.

	This user is Lestat's latest victim.

	This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

LotF	This user thinks it is better to have rules and agree than to hunt and kill.

	This user enjoys writing.

	This user writes poetry.

	This user writes short stories.

D	This user reads Dilbert.

QC	This user reads Questionable Content. So should you.

AP	This user doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!

This user is on a mission from God.

PotC	This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

V	This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

V	This user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.

rent	This user is a Renthead.

Hoopla!	This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

ALIEN	In space no one can hear this user scream.

	This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

	The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

	This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.

Star Wars	This user supports the Rebel Alliance.

CSI	This user follows the evidence.

ABE	This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH	This user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that!

AtS	This user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

B5	This user is a member of the Babylon 5 Wikiproject.

BtVS	This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

	This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

7	This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine.

	This user is from the planet Earth.

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Frasier	Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

70s	This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

AF	This user calls Colonel Stacy Theresa.

KitH	This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

	This user is using coconuts!

TDS	This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

news	The only reality show this user watches is the news.

CTV	This user watches CTV.

	This user is a bicyclist

	This user plays badminton.

	This user is a bowler.

	This user plays pocket billiards.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

OTT	This user is a fan of the Ottawa Senators

MTL	This user is a fan of the Montreal Canadiens

	This user's Canada includes Québec.

	This user comes from Ontario.

	This user believes in creating a Canadian National Capital District.

	This user is a code monkey.

	This user is a professional Web Developer.

	This user is interested in Wicca.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*

This user understands biological evolution.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

	This user is a Sagittarian.

	This user is a libertarian.

PC	This user is pro-choice.

2	This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale.

	This user supports gender equality.

	This user is interested in LGBT issues—which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation.

This user supports the LGBT community and being queer.

	This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

	This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex.

	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

	This user is into BDSM or fetish fashion.

	This user considers red hair to be attractive.

CUT	This user is circumcised.

SEX	This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials.

	This user enjoys sex.

Q	This user is twenty-two, and lives on Avenue Q.

	Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

game dev	This user is interested in computer and video game development.

PT	This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user owns a slick lookin' Sony PSP

	This user's Warrior uses rage to great advantage in World of Warcraft.

This user prefers to sing while playing Rock Band. +

LFG	This user was just going to look... with fire, and lightning, and reanimated chipmunks, and raccoons... on fire.

I prepared explosive runes this morning.	This user... Well... How about you read it.

xkcd	Sudo make this user a sandwich.

	This user reads Ctrl+Alt+Del and celebrates Winter-een-mas respectively.

UF	This user is or at least reads User Friendly.

	¡lɐsɹǝʌǝɹ ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ lɐuosɹǝd ɯoɹɟ sɹǝɟɟns ɹǝsn sıɥʇ