User:Darkson

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Darkson is taking a long wikibreak and will be back on Wikipedia when he feels like coming back.

Contents 1 Userboxes 2 About me 3 Humour (that's spelt with a "u" by the way) 4 And the lesson is...?

[edit] Userboxes

3,650+ This user has made over 3,650 contributions to Wikipedia.	This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her own edits.	This user spends WAY too much time on Wikipedia and really needs to get off the computer... after one more edit.	This user scored 5795 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 209375021).
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This user lives in England.	This user lives in Hampshire	This user does not recognize the independence of the thirteen colonies.	This user does not support the European Union
GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.	This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.	BB This user plays Blood Bowl.	MAN UTD This user supports Manchester United F.C.
MUFC This user is a member of the Manchester United task force.	This user supports the Three Lions - ENGLAND	This user enjoys heavy metal music.	XP This user uses Windows XP.
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This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.	This user is using Avant Browser.	PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2.	X This user plays the Xbox.
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This user is one of the millions ... and MILLIONS of The Rock's fans.	This user is a fan of The Rated-R Superstar Edge.	STAR WARS This user is a Star Wars fan.	Star Wars This user supports the Rebel Alliance.
This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.	FC This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club	Red This user loves the colour red.	LOTR This user enjoys The Lord of the Rings book, the film trilogy, and the 1978 animated film.
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[edit] About me

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I'm English first, British second. I'm old enough to know better, and I should really learn to let things go occasionally.

Other than that, I play Games Workshop games, predominately Blood Bowl, but dabble in Necromunda, Mordheim and, when I have to, Warhammer 40,000. However, although I think the rules for WH40K suck (bring back Rogue Trader!!), I really enjoy the background ("fluff") behind the games' universe, hence why I still buy WH40K products and spent most of my time on Wiki on the 40K articles (no longer though, as they're being deleted as you read this).

My other favourite topic is Manchester United. I would say they're the best team in the world, but that's pointless, as every football fan in the world already knows that. ;)

I'm Darkson here, I'm Darkson there, I'm Darkson fuckin' everywhere.

[edit] Humour (that's spelt with a "u" by the way)

Unlike others, it seems I have a sense of humour, and don't take everything seriously. I mean, come on, saying I'm "anti-American" just because I have the 13 colonies user box up above. Sheesh! Some people need to take a stepback, lighten up, and not be so defensive.

Why would we want New York back anyway?

[edit] And the lesson is...?

Don't ask admins for help or advise - you'll only get ignored, and the problem you reported gets marked as resolved without anyone actually bothering to help you.