User:Darkweasel94

Unless otherwise stated (in the edit summary or on the respective talk page), I license all my text (not image, these are indicated seperately on the description page) contributions marked as minor edits in the public domain - for all other edits, I require only that you attribute me. This applies to all past and future (up until I remove this notice) contributions to all Wikimedia projects, including those of my earlier accounts User:TZM, de:User:darkweasel, de:User:Bamelin, commons:User:TZM and de:User:TZM-sock1.

Languages de Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache. eo-3 Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per alta aŭ flua nivelo de Esperanto. en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

Other userboxes den Dieser User spricht Germish. IntS-N Tihs tweedler uses Internet slang IRL. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. en- us-3 This user has an advanced understanding of American English. css-3 This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user. ANAL 3 This user will not correct you're bad grammar. ... This user would like to be able to speak many more languages. sar-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm. HTML-2 This user is an intermediate HTML user. {{Wiki}} This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language {{t|2}} This user understands what templates do, and how to write them. xhtml-2 This user is an intermediate XHTML user. 1337-1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f l33t. @#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often. they This user considers singular they standard English usage. amn't This user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular. Ain't This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a be verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right? to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer. much & many This user understands the difference between much & many. than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! their, to, your, its, ... This users english is far from being perfect!. This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you. ’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively. cAPS tHIS USER SPEAKS cAPS lOCK. This user likes cats This user is not a pet owner. This user is car-free.‡ This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often goes incognito without a pocket protector. This user is interested in computers. This user is against DRM. This user is against Cyber-bullying. Comic Sans This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font. @ This user can be reached by email at darkweasel@euirc.eu This user's IRC nick is darkweasel on the server euIRC and freenode. This user hates Windows Live Messenger So this user herd u liek mudkipz? I...I uh...I made a couple of IP edits on Uncyclopedia. Please don't frag me! This user has an account on YouTube as thedarkweasel94. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. G This user prefers Google over Yahoo! . Y This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. DELL This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell. 1600 x 1200 This user contributes at 1600 x 1200 resolution. I learnt how to use all my fingers for typewriting. This user contributes using a PC. intel inside This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium 4 microprocessor. ATI This user uses an ATI graphics card in his PC. This user still remembers these. This user is a carnivore. This user loves to eat fries, or chips. This user likes    TABASCO™ pepper sauce    This user drinks milk. Coke This user likes to drink Coke on occasion. 45px This user drinks both Pepsi and Coca Cola. This user eats at McDonald's AYB This user knows that "all your base are belong to us." This user enjoys hip hop music. This user contributes while using Banshee. This user is opposed to the working class in both theory and practice. This user uses a TI calculator. This user is using a web browser. This user contributes using Google Chrome or Chromium. This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. This user's primary email client is Mozilla Thunderbird os This user uses an operating system. This user contributes using Linux. This user contributes using Ubuntu. This user uses GNOME Display Manager. This user contributes with GNOME. PC This user knows that PC just means Personal Computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC. PC This user knows that a Personal Computer doesn't have to be Windows based. An Apple Computer, depending on type, can be considered a PC. VBox This user uses VirtualBox. This user uses Wine. This user knows that WINE is Not an Emulator! This user uses BitTorrent This user uses Transmission. This user uses Synaptic package manager. This user contributes using Inkscape. This user contributes using The GIMP. This user uses Pidgin to chat on networks such as Jabber and IRC. Y! This user's Yahoo! Messenger screenname is darkweasel94. This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite. Like Winston Churchill, this user is in good health because he doesn't practice any sport. This user does not enjoy reading. d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. D'oh! This user knows Lenny=White and Carl=Black. This user believes that he is not a bot. >.< This user is male. teen This user is a teenager. 18 This Wikipedian is 18 years, 0 months, and 28 days old. This user was born on the 24th of February 1994. 2 This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world. bro This user has a younger brother. lib This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word. This user is a libertarian. This user doesn't like Nazis. This user opposes monarchism. This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.* This user is against the ban on smoking in public places. ''\ This user is against the War on Drugs. This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults. This user supports gender equality. This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions. This user believes in the separation of church and state. This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools. This user supports the globalization movement. This user is a Roman Catholic. This user lives in the European Union. This user comes from Austria. This user is an Austrian citizen. It is approximately 12:24 PM where this user lives. (Vienna) This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. 00:00 This user uses 24-hour time. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. This user is a Pisces. This user was born in the year of the Dog. 狗 This user is a member on the English Wikipedia. (verify) This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card. This user is one in 16,482,341. This user has a really lame password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. But don't. This editor is a hardcore Wikipedia inclusionist. Yes trivia sections! This user thanks Richard Stallman and Creative Commons for letting Wikipedia become CC / GFDL dual licensed. Wikipedia is not censored. PWD This user supports Pure wiki deletion. incl This user is an inclusionist. {{!!!}} This user over-uses userboxes. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! This user enjoys using tiny userboxes. This user provides information using userboxes because he is bored. This little tag you are reading is a userbox. This user needs just one more userbox on his page! 1, 2, 3... This userbox is a test. Please tell this user if you don't see it. This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. This user creates his own userboxes. This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! This user knows that his userboxes are disorganised but has decided that he doesn't really care. {{!!!}} This user over-uses userboxes. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful. no life If you've really read all userboxes up until this one, you have no life. This user just created the above userbox. This user contributes to OpenStreetMap.