User:Debresser

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nl Deze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal. en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English. ru-3 Этот участник свободно владеет русским языком. he-3 משתמש זה מסוגל לתרום ברמה מתקדמת של עברית.‏ tmr-2 משתמש הדא ממלל ארמיא דתלמודא בבלאה בדרגא מציעא.‏ yi-2 דער באַניצער קען בײַשטײַערן מיט אַ מיטלער דרגה פֿון ייִדיש. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. hy-0 Այս անձը չի հասկանում հայերեն: {{Wiki}} This user is an advanced writer in the MediaWiki language {{t|2}} This user understands what templates do, and how to write them. BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
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בס"ד	This user built his/her user page with the help of HaShem

Name	This user's name is Dovid de Bresser.

@	This user can be reached by email at doviddebresser@gmail.com

About Wikipedia and spelling

About Wikipedia This user is proud to be a Wikipedian. This user has created a global account. Debresser's main account is on Wikipedia (English). This user has been on Wikipedia for 3 years, 10 months and 20 days. This user is severely addicted to Wikipedia. 60,000+ This user has made over 60,000 contributions to Wikipedia. This user is one of the 365 most active Wikipedians. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user uses AutoWikiBrowser. This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

and spelling than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits. This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

About myself

My facts This user's birthday is July 19th. This user is male. Dad This user is a father, and proud of it! IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140+. This user is right-handed. sis This user has a little sister

and opinions This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. This user prefers warm weather This user's favourite colour is blue. This user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk. Eu This user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics. This user believes that the death penalty should be used for certain crimes.

My interests

Passive This user enjoys classical music. SCI FI This user loves Science Fiction This user is a fan of The Lord of the Rings. LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films. HP This user is a Harry Potter fan. This user is a Star Wars fan. Cheers Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

and active This user likes to sleep. eπi+1=0 This user is a mathie. $\frac ?0$ This user can divide by zero. gtr-1 This user is a novice guitarist. This user enjoys chess. This user reads Science Fiction.

About eating and drinking etc.

Eating This user is a carnivore. This user is a Chocoholic. This user eats cheese. This user eats potatoes. This user does not smoke. This user is drug-free.

and drinking This user would rather drink tea than coffee. This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi. This user drinks milk. This user drinks chocolate milk. C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it. This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

And being Jewish

Who This user is a Jew. חרידי This user is a Chareidi.   This user is a Chabadnik (Lubavitcher). This user was born on Av 8th, 5732. This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.

and what This user observes Shabbat. This user makes Kiddush on Shabbat and Yom Tov. This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut. כשרות This user keeps Kosher. This user is skilled in the sacred art of Shofar blowing.

And about my computer

And about my computer This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user contributes using Internet Explorer. <html> This user can write HTML. C:\>_ This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.) This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

Where I have been

	This user is from Earth.

	This user's time zone is GMT+2.

	This user is of Dutch ancestry.

It is approximately 11:38 PM where this user lives.

Humor

I decided to put this section at the bottom of my userpage because I've been told I have a peculiar sense of humor.

Being Dutch

A Dutchman trying to write a poem in English might come up with the following:

• The wind is softly blazing through the booms.

Humor and religion

The following is very funny, really.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

Humor at work

The following does not necessarily mirror my professional attitude, just my sense of humor.

	This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

And in the family

No, there was no connection between the lowest two banners in the "About myself" columns.

Funny pictures I found

An Israeli Air Force AH-64D Apache Longbow. In Israel, the AH-64 is the second leading cause of terrorist deaths, after suicide.

When I wanted to build the second tower of the Chartres Cathedral, I went out of money...

A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.

Finally

And if you've made it so far: my provisional website is First Home Page of Dovid de Bresser.

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