User:DitzyNizzy

DitzyNizzy (aka Jess)
Real name:	Jessica "Jess" Bronagh Carter
Actual date of birth:	September 16, 1981 (1981-09-16)
Nationalities:	Scotland Ireland Northern Ireland
Place of birth	Edinburgh, Scotland
Current place of residence:	Preston, Lancashire, England
Occupation	Recruitment consultant
Sexual preference	Bisexual
Marital status	In a relationship

Autobiography

Jessica "Jess" Carter (born September 16, 1981) was born in Edinburgh and currently lives in Preston, Lancashire, where she makes her living as a recruitment consultant. The origins of her username - given to her in late 2005 - are simple: the "ditzy" bit is due to her ditzy nature. The "Nizzy" bit is due to the Nizlopi No1 JCB Song, which are the same as her initals, just in a different order.

Amongst her hobbies are the Eurovision Song Contest, music - most types, but not classical, easy listening or country - football (and especially Celtic and Preston North End), chocolate and having sex. As a result of at least two of the hobbies, you'll often see her hanging around music or (more likely) football articles - doing little things like typos, formatting errors, that sort of thing.

Notice any screw-ups (typos, formatting errors etc)? Then please change it - just don't vandalise it because I allow you to edit the page. If there's any gaps in the table below, that's because they're meant to be there. If you notice a string of changes on the same page made by me, that's not vandalism: that's because I've noticed something to change after clicking "Save page". Or, in the case of the 2009–10 UEFA Europa League article, I was doing it bit by bit (especially Group H's table).

For myself

• /work in progress (for when I have a few spare minutes)
• Note to self - The following reasons are why you shouldn't edit after you've seen Scotland win at Hampden Park: [1], [2] and [3]. ("Second deletion"? What the f*** were you thinking of, Jess?)
• Page to experiment on

Other items

This is for things I've seen around Wikipedia that I've found funny

• /Huddershouse Town
• When NOT to prod an article
• A kid compares his 5-a-side football team's AfD to the article on God.
• For ten months, Arlesey Town F.C. spent the 2005-06 season in League Two.
• The person who created a (since deleted) topic forgot that s/he was the one who created it.
• Someone who takes part in a Michael Jackson-related AfD quotes Beat It for the rationale. (I was gonna give them a barnstar, but I was beaten to it.)

To follow this up, someone quoted two Britney Spears songs in an AfD in relation to her.

• I was in a foul mood today (3 August 2009). I stumbled across this. I was no longer in that foul mood.
• I'm an easy girl to please. Hence why I found this comment amusing.
• Vandal comes onto Wikipedia to do some vandalism. Vandal finds that page is locked. Vandal complains about it.
• Well, at least they were honest. (Unsurprisingly, the request was turned down.)
• Is every single day in March not notable? Apparently.
• In December 2008, someone decided to say that 2009 "was expected to be a common year". (The same person later added a "citation needed" for the same claim.)
• I thought I was blunt. I was wrong.
• Nah, I don't think we need this article. Or this one. Or even this one. These two are also unnecessary.
• In August 2007, someone accidentally deleted part of German shot putter Nadine Kleinert's article. No-one fixes the table until she took part in the Beijing Olympics.
• This piece of shit vandalism happened in November 2006. Nobody noticed it until January 2010.

Language/grammar userboxes

en- sco-N This user is a native speaker of Scottish English.	fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.	es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
pl-2 Ten użytkownik posługuje się językiem polskim na poziomie średnio zaawansowanym.	BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.	sar-5 This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.	LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.	Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.	man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!
they This user considers singular they standard English usage.	by The passive voice may be used by this user.	to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.	A, B, and A and B This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	“…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.	@#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.
than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."	Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.	, This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.
??? ?!? ! This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up.	This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.	“…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”. Do you?

Wikipedia stuff

This user is a member of WikiProject Eurovision.	This user is a member of the WikiProject Olympics	This user is a member of WikiProject Football.
This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!	This user watches over Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!	This user is a new pages patroller with Twinkle!
This editor is a WikiGnome.	This user is a WikiOgress.

Note that I can't do any of the Twinkle stuff at work - we have to use IE there. And V6 as well!

Other userboxes

This user is of Irish and British ancestry.	Albannach This user is proud to be Scottish	(however) This user is from Lancashire.
This user is a Virgo.	This user is a bi female.	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
This user supports gender equality.	This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
This user does not eat fish. Ever.	This User has Asthma	This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
Office 2010 This user uses Microsoft Office 2010	This user contributes using Windows 7 .	This user contributes using a wireless connection.
This user still remembers these.	BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.	Pi This user's favourite colour is pink.
sibs-0 This user is an only child.	This user likes to watch colorful tennis balls bounce up & down.	This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
Comic Sans This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.	This user is against Cyber-bullying.	This user is a Eurovision fan.
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