Oh, hi there! You scared the crap out of me. I am DrewieStewie, the Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributing Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy. But anyway, I am here to update pages on the WikiProject Professional Wrestling, mostly WWE related, storyline buildups up-to-date. I do not watch TNA, because it sucks. WWE information, because of me, will all be added as soon as the story lines unfold, especially during the summer when i don't really have homework.
I am 13 years old. That may seem way too young to edit a major international encyclopedia like Wikipedia, but if you look at my contributions, you'll see that I do very well in this encyclopedia and give major updates to WWE storylines here on Wikipedia, and that I fit right in perfectly.
I live in Northern California, and whenever a WWE TV taping or PPV comes to my area (excluding house shows), I will attend. I try to attend a PPV or Raw, but if I can't, I'll go to SmackDown. I have been a fan since I was 2. My first event was when The Rock performed a Rock concert criticizing the Sacramento Kings. I also saw Shawn Michaels turn on Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart fight The Nexus. Some PPV events that I have attended were The Great American Bash (2007), The Bash (2009), and Elimination Chamber 2011. I will be attending WrestleMania 31.
I suffer from an autoimmune condition called Alopecia areata, which causes me to have no hair on my scalp, and it grows rarely. I might be able to grow hair if I take this arthritis medication that helped a man grow hair with Alopecia, which i might be taking in the future. Many people mistake me for having cancer as a result of this condition. Fortunately, I don't :D.
I also suffer from a now-mild case of Autism. When I was younger, I had it moderate, and I didn't talk much. Even though I was moderately Autistic, I only had/have special ed in preschool and in homeroom. In kindergarten-4th grade, I had an aid accompany me in class. It's not as severe as it used to be today, though I do have trouble sometimes on writing assessments in class and sometimes have no eye contact. I also have erratic behavior sometimes. Even with these setbacks, I do hope I'll be a future WWE champion when I grow up.
When people tell me WWE is fake, this is what I say: DOES IT REALLY MATTER? Just because it's fake doesn't mean that it isn't awesome. Even though it isn't the Attitude Era anymore, I still like it. There are many other fake things you like, like acting, story lines in video games, etc.
So thats me. If you need to contact me, email me at DrewieStewie@yahoo.com or my talk page here on Wikipedia. Party on ;)
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