User:Emperor MAR
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Emperor MAR (b. September 1, 1985) is founder/emperor of Piemerica.
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[edit] Life
Emperor MAR, like all people, was born in the past. Whether or not he is still alive is subject to change at any given moment.
[edit] Education
Emperor MAR has a 3rd grade education and all the grades after that. He has primarily learned from experience, the experience of reading books.
[edit] Accomplishments
- Named World's Best Husband by his wife 5 years running.
- Inventor and innovator of Book Drinking
- Repopularized the skillet hat
- Once ate a whole pear in zero bites.
- Knows the difference between right and wrong unless directions tell him to turn left.
- Is fun to hang around (if you have strong enough clothes pins).
[edit] Favorite Things
- Favorite Answer: "I'll answer your question in just a moment but first enjoy this BRAND NEW DELUXE PIZZA!"
- Favorite Question: "What is the one question you always wished someone would ask you?"
- Favorite Number: x because a variable can be any number.
[edit] Reward
If you have any information on the whereabouts of Emperor MAR please contact Emperor MAR by waving at him and yelling "I spooted ya!".
