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Sun Wukong, who I probably am
Sun Wukong, who I probably am
Name Epicgenius
Born New York City, New York
Country  United States
Current location (fill in blank)
Languages see Babel box
Time zone UTC-5
IQ 160
Family and friends
Spouse no
Children no
Siblings 3 younger siblings
Pets no
Epicgenius/Userpage subpages

see here

Account statistics
Joined 9 November 2012
First edit 24 November 2012
File Mover no
Check User no
Account Creator no
Administrator no
Bureaucrat no
Overseer no
Edit count at least 0.9999999999
Permissions why?
Signature see User:Epicgenius/signatures


What's up? I go by the name Epicgenius on Wikipedia, though you can call me "Epic" or "EG" for short (or anything that incorporates significant parts of my name that will get my attention…)[citation needed]. I am actually Chinese in real life[citation is urgently needed, but apparently it is hidden somewhere], and currently live somewhere that is cooler than where you live, even if you live where I live.[1]

The following is a really exaggerated history of me.[citation still needed, and yet this tag will flounder around indefinitely ]

sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
en-hk This usah is a speakah of Hong Kong English la, but he/she think that very good in English.
yue 呢位用户嘅母语粤语/广州话
zh-5 該用戶能以專業中文進行交流。
es-4 El nivel de este usuario corresponde al de un hablante casi nativo del español.
fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
ja-2 この利用者はある程度日本語ができます。
ko-2 이 사용자는 한국어어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
de-1 Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.
is-1 Þessi notandi hefur grundvallarkunnáttu á íslensku máli.
la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
pgl Isthay useryay isyay anyay activeyay eakerspay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
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He does NOT likes unicorns (specifically My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) (no, not really) the New York City Subway people saying stupid things about foxes football being a monkey (COULD YOU PLEASE NOT ADD ANY MORE TEXT? THANK YOU!) stuff.

He has an account under the same name on Uncyclopedia but doesn't really care for it. For reasons unclear to him, he has been blocked as of 15 November 2013. He's also Epicgenius on The Test Wiki. (Yes, I really am.)

He thinks the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory in New York City sells good ice cream.

His current local time is 11:10 AM (reload). Not that he cares—he's up virtually 24/7! (Except nights, generally 10 PM to 6 AM.)

He has been referring to himself in the third person for the past four paragraphs and will now refer to himself in the first person.

WARNING!! Genius material ahead!

Your introduction to Epicgenius

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Actually, this is so very, very, not true at all. Read on...




(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!)

But first, see this

The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.[2]

General facts

  • Epicgenius's name is Epicgenius?
  • Epicgenius is awesome epic?
  • He's a genius?
  • Epicgenius is not, I repeat not, related to Kim Jong-un the Genius?
  • Epicgenius's favourite food is chocolate-flavoured chocolate?
  • He's a distant relative of Einstein the Genius?
  • He really DOES believe in awesomeness?
  • Epicgenius's real name is actually not Epicgenius. Betcha didn't know!


Epicgenius is not:

  • [insert IQ lower than 100 here]
  • [insert ridiculously low or ridiculously high age here]
  • [insert weird job here]
  • [insert name of famous person here] the Genius
  • [insert silly animal here]
  • [insert religion here]
  • [insert other silly animal here]
  • Any of these users


Vanity section

Don't take this seriously.

  • Epicgenius wrote, single-handedly, 4,635,947 articles on the English Wikipedia.
  • Epicgenius has made about 741,236,481 edits to the English Wikipedia.
  • Epicgenius has made 160 edits per article on the English Wikipedia.



Stop with the disclaimers already! The only thing that is true is the lead, the infobox, and the userboxes.

You asked for it

Atomic bomb launch

Stop x nuvola.svg


(This atomic bomb was shamelessly stolen from User:A520.)


  1. ^ According to his official biography on Wikipedia, which can be actually retrieved HERE in which Epicgenius stated that his parents were geniuses by profession.
  2. ^ See this for evidence.

No, seriously

I do live in New York City. And I do attend school. I think I'm in secondary (or tertiary...) school, but by the time I write this, it would already have been outdated. My name, age, and other potentially identifying information that I don't want to give out is... [ATTENTION! CONFIDENTIAL!]


Really serious section (lol)

No, really.


A swamp in New Orleans, Louisiana. I don't live here. Nor do I want to.

Articles significantly expanded include:

  • NYC-related articles (current project)
  • Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
  • Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
  • Adding references and wikifying where fit
  • Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

Random section placed here


  • Who? My initials are (Redacted) (though if you came here from Disqus or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
  • What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
  • When? Since November 9, 2012.
  • Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
  • Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
  • How? Using a computer.
  • Are you fat? No, I'm not.
  • Did you get Ebola? WHAAA?
  • 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
  • Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
  • How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
  • Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
  • How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!

Vandalism and stuff


Funny vandalism

Epic vandalism

Funny vandalism on Wikipedia (please help me find the diffs):

Thanks to and Huffington Post (Huffington Post) for the cases of vandalism.

Awful vandalism, but still pretty epic


Note: I did not do any of these. I just found them.

(201 entries)

There's more!

This is just silly

Creepy articles

See this page for a list.

Weird articles

Arbitrarily random map of an arbitrarily random place
Essays, etc.
Mailing list posts

Pages to consult

My own pages

Other pages

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Interesting IPs

Pages that may be of use

My userboxes are all the way down here

Last but not least...

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  1. ^ Technically, maybe.
  2. ^ No, not really.

A game


  1. ^ That's New York City, if you are really interested.
  2. ^ a b c d e f g h No, it's false, and you know it.
  3. ^ Finally!
  4. ^ This was true in the 1970s and 1980s. Nowadays, it's all fixed up. No need to worry. (Except for the age of the cars and subway system. That ain't true.)
  5. ^ Also true back in the '70s, though I doubt the veracity of such a claim today.
  6. ^ Apparently.
  7. ^
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