These are quotes that I find that I think are informative, funny, or just make me think. Some of these quotes are the introductory paragraphs from people's userpages. If there are grammatical errors in a userpage quote, I will correct them. If you have a quote that I could use, tell me.
"Why do you bother to look at this page? This page is BORING with a capital B. And a capital O, too. And a capital R! And, you guessed it, even an amazing capital I!!! That's not including the capital N and G, which I added for effect because BORIng would look stupid. WOW. With a capital W. And even a capital O. And another capital W, just to add to the stupid, annoying, boring consistency of this space-filler. With a lowercase S. And a lowercase P, A, C and even E! So... why did I capitalize my lowercase letters while I was talking about them. Stupid. With a capital S. But no more capital letters, because I'm bored with a lowercase B. Heh."
"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society."
There is a reason for the invention of screen names, you know.
I usually make edits to disambiguation pages, such as when links lead to a disambiguation page. When this happens, I redirect all of the links leading to the disambiguation page to the appropriate article. Also lately, I've been having some difficulty with high school, so I most likely (that means certainly) won't be able to edit Wikipedia every single minute of every single hour of every single day of every single week of every single month of every single year, but I'll still try. :)