User:EvanCarroll

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Evan John Carroll
Born September 10, 1985 (1985-09-10) (age 26)
Texas Houston, Texas
Died N/A[1]
Residence Texas Kingwood, Texas
Nationality United States American
Other names The Evan Carroll
Occupation Programmer
Employer Dealermade
Known for Being l33t as all hell
Cure for cancer
Solving world hunger
Height 5 ft 10 in (1.78 m)
Weight 190 lb (86 kg)
Title System Lord of the Internets
Political party Varies - Far-left
Religion Atheist
Children 0
Parents Irene Carroll (mother)
Allan Carroll (father)
Relatives Brittany Carroll (vestigial sister)
Website
www.evancarroll.com
Notes
(The) Evan Carroll knows that the three flags shown above is a slight abuse of WP:FLAGS but regardless he is right to use them.

Future President of the United States, Dr. Sri Sri Evan John Carroll GBE (born September 10 1985 CE – never[2]) aka The Evan Carroll, or simply The Evan[3] is totally awesome. He is known for his ability to split water as he walks on it. Evan is currently employed as a highly senior computer software engineer or programmer and ruthlessly wastes lots of time improving technical and local articles on Wikipedia. His public distaste and abhorrence for sarcasm is well known. Also known, is his willingness to create words when they don't exist, claiming them for the betterment of the language.

According to someone[attribution needed], most people[weasel words] need to be told to check their facts[citation needed].

You can email him, or Google Talk-message, him at me@evancarroll.com. Also consider checking out Evan Carroll Facebook, or Evan Carroll on Twitter.

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[edit] Kingwood Humble Atascocita Atheists

Evan Carroll is the founder of the Kingwood Humble Atascocita Atheists (KHA-Atheists). KHA-Atheists is a community of non-believers serving the northeast Houston area: not just Kingwood Humble Atascocita, but surrounding areas like Porter, Huffman and Spring. You can find KHA-Atheists on YouTube, or on Facebook. KHA-Atheists advocates positive atheism amongst its members, and open discourse in the community.

This editor is a Journeyman Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

[edit] Wikipedia

Woo, wikipedia ftw.

[edit] Started

I prefer editing over authoring but I've done my share:

Popular restort destroyed by fire in 1898 in Galveston, Texas
UFC Fighter with notable win over Sean Gannon
A geeky technical article made to quell some confusion -- I only started the terminology section.

[edit] Maintain

[edit] Work in Action

None... currently ;)

User:EvanCarroll/U2 UniVerse The Worst Database _Ever_

[edit] Wikibooks

The next generation of Wikipedia!! More details, more info, more tutorials, more addictive. All articles should have one!

[edit] Started

[edit] Reading

[edit] User Comments

I wish I knew this guy. EvanCarroll 09:33, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Work
prog-N This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
<html> This user can write HTML.
Perl This user is just another Perl hacker.
rb This user can program in Ruby.
py This user can program in Python.
C++ This user can program in C++.
asp This user can program in ASP.
Demography
Male.svg This user is male.
SUC30003-USERBOX.JPG This user lives in or hails from Houston.
#*# This user is an Atheist

[edit] Barnstar

Original Barnstar.png The Original Barnstar
For constructive, varied and well-documented edits on Rudy Giuliani

Dogru144 20:32, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

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[edit] Photo Sharing

[edit] Footnotes

  1. ^ ipso facto truth: immortals cannot die.
  2. ^ User:JWSchmidt totally agrees
Unified login: EvanCarroll is the unique login of this user for all public Wikimedia projects.
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