User:Falcotron

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The falcotron is the antiparticle or the antimatter counterpart of the ladytron (also known as the Jeanny). The falcotron has an electric charge of +210, a spin of 1/2, and the same mass as a ladytron. When a low-energy falcotron annihilates with a ladytron, their mass is converted into the kinetic energy of two gamma ray photons. As Falco is an emotional guy (he's got tears in his eyes), this is quite common.

Falcotron is a pseudonym for Andrew / Laurence Payn Barnert, a C++/C/Python codemonkey (stop calling me "software engineer," damnit!), musician, and DJ in San Francisco. (Note that everyone in the Bay Area is at least two of the above.)

Most likely, any Wikipedia edits will be caused by the latter.

And now, because I'm bored:

Name This user's name is Andrew Barnert.
en This user is a native speaker of English.
GoldenGateBridge-001.jpg This user lives in San Francisco.

{{user blogat|http://barnert.blogspot.com/|Und Stuffen!}}

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C++ This user can program in C++.
C This user can program in C.
py This user can program in Python.
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Emacs This user is interested in the Church of Emacs.
P2P This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
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nap This user has used Napster in the past, back when it was free.
gk This user is a geek.
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WinXP Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
OSrc This user contributes to Open Source projects.
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KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.
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SHORT STORY This user has had one of his/her short stories published.