User:FuegoFish

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wiki theatre[edit]

act 1 - a party[edit]

D: oh god you're all creepy weirdos
:) don't be that way we are pretty cool imho
/: wait i guess you're okay
(: lets be pals
:D yeah lets be pals
O: hey what are you doing
o: no don't touch me there
o: info
): info
:) thanks for the casual sex see you later
]:< i'm calling the goddamn police








act 2 - a phone call[edit]

:] hello
]:< hello is this the goddamn police
:] yes this is the goddamn police
]:< i wish to report a molesting
:o oh my
>:[ this is a very serious matter
]:< you are damn right they touched my no-no area
:o info
]:< please fetch me a lawyer man
:] yes because that is how we roll









act 3 - deep within a lawyer's nest[edit]

:] hello i am lawyer man, here is my official lawyer badge
]: hello i have been molested
:o gadzooks
]: yes they touched my gadzooks and also my no-no area
:\ perhaps we can sue them for fifty billion dollars
o: info
o: HOLY SHIT
o: SERIOUSLY?!
:] sure why not
(: LAWYER MAN I LOVE YOU
:o info
o: info
*; info
:o info
:D info
:D gadzooks
(: yes you can touch my gadzooks












act 4 - in a court of some kind[edit]

>:{ i am judge solomon, all rise
:] your honour this lady was molested by some creep
*; info
:D we demand fifty billion dollars why not
>:{ what does the defendant say
:o info
:o FIFTY GODDAMN BILLION DOLLARS
:o WHAT
:o JESUS CHRIST
>:{ silence in court you horrible little bitch
;D yer honour i have nothing to say except her no-no area was rad
>:[ gadzooks
;D her gadzooks were also pretty good yeah
>:{ i hereby sentence the baby to be cut in two
:\ uh
:/ what
>:{ CUT THE GODDAMN BABY
:\ there is no baby
>:{ then find one
:\ can we just get our fifty billion bucks
>:{ oh, whatever
>:{ anything, christ
>:{ case closed, i'm off to find a baby to cut in half
o: judge wait!
>:{ you found a baby?
o: judge please marry me to mr. lawyer man!
:D info
>:( info
:{ oh good
:{ marriages means babies
:{ i now pronounce you boning partners
:{ start making babies
:D info
(: info






















to be continued???[edit]