User:Gameditor

Gameditor
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Born	August 20, 1997; Vegas
Name in real life	Chris
Country	United States
Current location	Oregon
Languages	English
Time zone	UTC-7
Height	5' 7"
Eyes	Brown
Handedness	Right
Sexuality	As straight as a One-Dimensional rectangular sphere
IQ	Infinite :)
Personality type	Humorous (No, not the bone in your arm...)
Education and employment
Occupation	Self-employed video game developer
Employer	Me!
Education	Junior
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	video games
Religion	Nothingism (made up by me)
Politics	Good for putting me to sleep! :)
Movies	Resident Evil (film series), The Hunger Games (film series), Terminator (series), This is 40
Books	I don't read...
Interests
	Astronomy, apocalypses, porn... ;D
Account statistics
Joined	August 15, 2014
First edit	August 15, 2014
Edit count	167
Signature	GameditorTalk

If you feel like clicking something for absolutely no reason, CLICK THIS!!! ;D

About[edit]

What do I do here on Wikipedia, you ask? Hmm... let's see, here... "Game" and "[E]ditor" ... I'd say the name is pretty self explanatory.

Ask me any questions you want as long it has absolutely nothing to do with either mathematics (because I hate that sh*t!) or really boring stuff (such as how to nit or count sheep). If I have an answer, I'll give it to you!

Random Q & A[edit]

Q: Retired Sony spokesperson: Since it sounds like you edit games, what games do you prefer to edit?

A: Chris (me): The two main video game series' for me are both developed by Nintendo: Super Smash Bros. and The Legend of Zelda. I've grown up with Nintendo, so it's sort of stuck with me, you know?

Q: Stephen Hawking: How smart are you?

A: Chris: ... Random question, but it'll do. Of course, I won't insult myself by admitting that I'm dumb, so I'll say I'm very smart... for being a junior in high school that is. :)

Q: Allison: What goes on in your personal life?

A: Chris: Nothing.............

Q: Ariana Grande: What kind of music do you listen to?

A: From rock to heavy metal. My two favorite bands are Skillet and Linkin Park. I also like Epic Rap Battles of History on YouTube. I don't mind listening to Ariana Grande - Problem on occasion... I'm not the only guy that feels that way... so don't hate! :)

Q: Some weird old guy with Einstein's hair who's really into Sci-Fi: What are your plans for the future?

A: Chris: What future? There is no future. Time is just a man-made thing, it's not universal. There is also no such thing as the present. You always live in the past. FACT: Truth is, you really do see things how they are in the past. You never see anything in the present, especially not in the future. This is because it takes a very short amount of time (maybe a few Planck seconds or so?) for the light that reflects off any object you see, so any object you see, you're actually seeing how it was a few Planck seconds ago, which means that you're seeing objects in the past, never in the present. By the way, for you, simple-minded folk, a Planck second, or Planck time unit is "the duration light takes to travel one Planck length. Theorized to be the smallest duration measurement that will ever be possible, roughly 10⁻⁴³ seconds." - according to the page that's just one click away: Time. Look it up for yourself! I'm not joking!

Q: Colonel Joe Butler: WHEN DO YOU BELIEVE HUMANS WILL BECOME EXTINCT, PRIVATE?!

A: Chris: AS SOON AS CHIMPANZEES GROW THUMBS, SIR!!

My Game Development Status[edit]

NOT HIRING YET .......... I would be willing to have you work for me without pay, though. :)

I'm currently working on learning javascript to use to code with a game engine called Unity3D. I've almost learned enough to be able to start coding my first game! I intend to start off small and eventually grow as big as Nintendo or Microsoft (which would be nice)! I intend to start off making small games like Flappy Bird or Cookie Clicker, the kind of game one could make within a week, so nothing too complex. After I start making a lot of money, I would like to start my own game development business and keep on growing from there. I'm not looking to hire at the moment. I might when I want to make more complex games, but for the mean time, I will be flying solo. You can talk to me on my talk page for details as to what I do and/or about hiring. I would LOVE it if people would be kind enough to work for me for free! I don't expect to get people lining up to work for me without pay, though, but I figure it's worth putting it out there! :)

Userboxes[edit]

Stolen Userboxes

This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.

LOL