User:GaussHog

they	This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

PET CAT	This user has a pet cat.

Cat Lover	This user is a cat lover.

	This user owns one or more dogs.

	This user dislikes Mosquitos

	This user stands by the Second Amendment

@	This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger.

	This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

dA	This user is a deviantART deviant

f	This user diligently maintains a facebook profile

This user uses Google Maps.

	This user spends too much time on internet forums.

	This user has a channel on YouTube.

	This user has a profile on MySpace.

B	This user keeps a weblog at Blogger.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

G	This user prefers Google over Yahoo! .	Y

	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

	This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

n	This user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.

This user has his/her display resolution set to 1024×768.

	I learnt how to use all my fingers for typewriting.

This user contributes using a PC.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core

	This user built his/her own PC.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down... This user loves tricks like this.

ADSL	This user contributes using an ADSL connection.

	This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner

	This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

I use Microsoft Paint!	Well, it can be funny what is written here. This user uses Microsoft Paint! Yup, it is funny. But it is the reality...

	This user uses Pidgin to chat on networks such as Jabber and IRC.

	This user uses their Internet browser to read their emails.

WMP	This user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

	This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

	This user records with Audacity.

	This user listens to Free music

XP	This user uses Windows XP.

	This user uses LimeWire

µ	This user uses µTorrent.

WordPad	This user contributes using WordPad.

	This user used to be a vegetarian.

	This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user is an omnivore.

	This user pretty much lives off of gas station food

	This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

	This User Loves Pizza

	This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

	This user eats popcorn.

	This user eats potato chips.

	This user eats Jam

	This user eats apples.

	This user prefers green grapes over red grapes.

This user believes that cereal is part of every nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

	This user enjoys muffins.

	This user loves pancakes.

	This user likes waffles.

	This user eats potatoes.

	This user eats salad.

	This user eats chicken.

	This user eats ham.

	This user loves cake.

	You better keep your hands off my peeps!

	This user likes pie.

	This user eats cookies.

	This user likes Ice cream.

	This user drinks orange juice.

	This user drinks milk.

H2O	This user drinks water regularly.

TEA!	This user drinks southern sweet tea.

S-0	This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

ABS	This user loves eating at Applebee's.

KFC	This user eats at KFC.

	This user eats at McDonald's

	This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

	This user likes Mexican Food

Holy hell, no wonder I'm fat. Videogames:

	Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

	This user is a fan of First Person Shooter Games

	This user is addicted to video games.

Diff None	This user watches recorded game-sessions.

Diff E	This user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

Diff H	This user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

STEAM

This user uses Steam for content delivery.

PT	This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

	This user prefers to play games on a PC.

	This user plays the Xbox 360.

	This user plays Pac-Man.

CoH	This user protects Paragon City, the City of Heroes.

	This user plays World of Warcraft.

SWG	This user plays Star Wars Galaxies.

MMO RPG	This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

	This user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

GTA	This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series.

	This user is still alive.

'	This user plays CS:S.

Random

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This user has absolutely no life. +

	This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

XXX	This user is Straight Edge.

	This user is interested in beauty.

	This user is interested in counter-terrorism.

???	This user is interested in interest.

This user is interested in fantasy.

This user is a mystic.

	This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ

	This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

	This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica.

/b/	This user is a /b/tard.

	This user is interested in drama and acting.

	This user makes short movies in his free time

	This user enjoys filmmaking.

	This user enjoys photography.

	This user is interested in body painting.

	This user enjoys singing.

	This user likes alternative rock.

	This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†

This user enjoys pop music.

This user is interested in extreme sports

	This user enjoys sailing and boating.

	This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

	This user is car-free.‡

	This user does not smoke.

	This user loves rainy days.

	This user likes foggy days.

This user prefers warm weather

	This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

SOBER	This user is alcohol free.

School

This user doesn't like school.

	This user enjoys pornography.

This users favorite direction is right.	Right

	This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association of America.

Television

FOX NEWS	This user hates FOX NEWS and anything connected to it.

	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

	This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

her?	This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

D	This user watches THE DAILYSHOW

VM	This user keeps an eye on Neptune, CA.

M.D.	This user watches House.

AtS	This user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

BtVS	This user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

JM	This user watched Journeyman and implores NBC to bring it back.

T tSCC

Come with this user if you want to live!

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

Shiny

This user loves Firefly!!

	This user is a Stargate fan.

PRIMEVAL	This user knows that some force, out there, ripped the boundaries of space and time to shreds.

PP	this_userer pwns n00bs

ZIM	This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

Movies

Tarantino	This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

mach	This user watches machinima.

R	This user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

	This user always respects the Departed.

FC	This user DOES NOT talk about Fight Club

	This user accepts the alias Pink.

Sin City	This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...

	This user will fight in the shade.

Pulp Fiction	This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

V	This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

	This user recognizes that Jason Bourne is a much better spy than 007.

	This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

	This user abides.

The Usual Suspects	This user works for Keyser Söze.

O	Before this user dies, they will see the Ring.

Kill Bill	This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword.

DD	They made this user do it.

Eagle Eye	This user knows that "we are everywhere".

	This user is from the planet Earth.

WotW	This user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.

ALIEN	In space no one can hear this user scream.

	This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user will be back.