I am a carbon-based life form that uses dihydrogen monoxide as a solvent in metabolic processes. If you wish to intrude on my privacy, or otherwise need to know where I live, I shall reveal to you a secret: I live in the Milky Way galaxy. Even more revealing: I am sapient.
An editor since May 2006 and administrator since December 2006, I am certainly not above screwing up, but experienced enough to provide assistance if you need it. Often, the tasks that I do on my own time involve creating redirects, reading articles for mistakes, and to a lesser extent, speedy deletions and article creation.