User:Ian.thomson

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Hi, I did not misspell my own bloody name, there's just not a poxy "P" anywhere in there!

Wikipedia does not care about you or me being qualified scholars. Wikipedia is not a scholarly site, but a summary of sources that speak for themselves. We all have the right to edit, but there are rules to make sure that proper sources are used for appropriate articles and editors are civil.

I am not an administrator or moderator. I realize I am nobody special. I do not care what religion or worldview you do or do not believe. I have made my religious and philosophical beliefs open because if I was trying to enforce any sort of secondary agenda (which I am not), I would be smart enough to hide the reasons behind that agenda; and also so that other users may know what sort of articles I may have an interest in helping with. I am more concerned with keeping the articles I view within the guidelines than I am with bullying anyone. Thinking that I am an admin or mod, pointing out I am neither those nor someone special, pointing out that Wikipedia is not a reliable source, or accusing me of religious zealotry or any other sort of bullying will not:
  • convince me to not enforce rules (just ask about them!),
  • somehow turn any negative edits by you into good ones (just ask for help!),
  • undo any reports I have made,
  • somehow turn any postive enforcement of the rules by me into bullying.
If you want to:
say that I should become an admin, leave a message here. accuse me of a Christian bias, read this. accuse Wikipedia's policies or me of an anti-Christian bias, read this.
leave a conversational or non-serious message (wazzup, barnstar, hate mail), go here. leave me a serious message (about article improvement), go here. see my contributions, go here.

And now for those that aren't here because they're angry at me:

Contents

When in doubt

-Do what Jack Churchill would do. If that doesn't or will not work, do what Hunter S. Thompson would do.

-Go on and assume I am the second coming of Jack Chick without viewing the evidence to the contrary on this page.

-Keep in mind: "I'll die before I surrender, Tim."

Who I am

I am a college student working on getting my English major (I plan to be a high school English teacher). I was born Methodist and raised a liberal Baptist on Bible stories, Star Wars, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Queen, Sierra's Quest games (particularly the Space Quest, King's Quest, and Police Quest games, as well as Conquests of the Longbow, the Castle of Dr. Brain, and Freddy Pharkas), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Batman: The Animated Series. I've also been playing Doom since it first came out. Ever since I was young I've had an interest in religion (beyond my own personal spirituality) and mythology. In high school I became interested in philosophy, more interested in fantasy, and began reading about "occult" topics as an extension of mythology studies. I took time off between high school and college and spent most of it in the library going through most of the books on religion, mythology, philosophy, and occultism.

I've recently started looking at my chances of getting hired (or meeting anyone) in my home town... And it's not looking that good. I may have to teach overseas for a few years before I can get hired here, and I'm more likely to meet someone outside the US (even in a country with a %1 Christian population). Currently, I'm looking at JET Programme in 2013 (having met some of applicants... I should definitely qualify). If I'm seen around Japan related articles I otherwise wouldn't have gone near, and I am far less active after 2012, this is why.

Apparently, I am not an official editor. This was pointed out to me here. Still, I do my best to help with the lack of noticeboards to combat the Byzantine bureaucracy of this place.

Also, according to my friends, I'm a terrible person for this. As you can see, I sometimes like to tailor warnings for vandals.

Also, I am a part of a world wide conspiracy, knowledge of which by the uninitiated will result in assassination. Oh, hell, someone thinks I'm not joking. (Note to self, that person, Sam A Moser, has been community banned, Alt link).

Why I am a Christian

Why is not the same as how. Why I believe and what I believe are related, but they are different issues. I only explain this because I have been asked this, and so that people may know what perspective I see the world from, and so that anyone who wishes to accuse me of not being a Christian may make an informed decision.

Pages I hope to improve

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Notepad

This is some stuff I keep in a text file on the desktop of my laptop (filled with some nowiki tags to not be active code, and to turn off nowiki tags I have), just in case I'm editting from a different computer or something. It's pretty much just commonly used templates, some uses of templates that I find helpful, and some common messages.

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