User:Ian T-Dobson

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This user is a Wikipedian in the United Kingdom. The motto of the WITUK is Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense, which translates to, "Let him be shamed who thinks ill of it". This motto reflects a key Wikipedian desire, and is a reference to the British 'Order of the Garter'. There are things particularly relevant to British Wikipedians at the UK Wikipedians' notice board. Please feel free to help us improve British related articles in Wikipedia!

Wikistress

A little bit of stress. It's starting to build!!!

Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

I'll add more at some point. But first I have to find more userboxes!!!

Maybe one day, the length of writing will exceed the length of my userboxes. I have a goal in life.

Also, please stop vanadalising my userpage. It's very annoying.