User:Ich

User:Ich wearing a duct tape suit with a mohawk before prom. What a fucking loser.

It is suspected that this user might be a sock puppet or impersonator of Elvis. Please refer to contributions for evidence. See block log.

Ich was born during the Reagan administration. A bunch of stuff happened, and then he registered for Wikipedia. He graduated from Camp Hill High School in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania. He enrolled in a German High School as part of the Congress Bundestag Youth Exchange, administered by AFS. If you ever paid taxes in the United States, you have (in part) paid for his year abroad. Sorry. However if the tax money from the Iraq & Afghanistan wars was instead used to fund the CBYX program, we'd have been able to send nearly a third of our population (~95m) abroad for a year (however, they would have to pay for their own beer), but that would have created international good-will and promoted peace. He has been a GNU/Linux user since June 25th, 2004, and has used SUSE, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, and Debian GNU/Linux. He hates GNOME more than anything else in the world except for Windows ME and you.

His right hand.

He is too lazy to put anything else that is terribly interesting here. He chose the username "Ich" because it means "I" in German. The reader should by this point notice that just about everything here on this page screams of unoriginality. That's intentional. Most of the funny stuff on this page is shamelessly stolen from BJAODN because the author is as much an unoriginal moron as he is a douche.

He can speak German with almost no accent.

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Contact info

Gzuckier saw fit to give me this for adding {{spoiler}} to Genesis which has since been removed by fascist editors.

For having really sweet hair. Dylan 03:16, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Email - andrew.dexter Ⓐ gmail.com

Cool Shit

Some things, people, and pages--Now alphabetized!--I made, think are cool, and/or care very deeply about:

• Altbier - I added an image
• Badnerlied - Translated article from German
• Bielefeld Conspiracy
• Beer stein - Added an image
• Bottle opener - I added an image
• Brigadoon
• Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
• Card blowing - I wrote this article.
• Concealing objects in a book - I added an image
• Dickinson College
• Discordianism
• Dock Ellis - Pitched a no-hitter in 1970. On LSD.
• Duct tape - I added an image.
• E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals
• Freetown Christiania
• Gemütlichkeit
  

  
• German beer
• German language
• Guy Montag - The first article I ever created.
• How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
• Keine Macht für Niemand - I created this article.
• Konstanz
• Lake Peigneur - Bizarre.
• Mark Twain
• Metric system
• Mohawk hairstyle - I added an image
• Moskau (Dschingis Khan song)
• Nuttall Encyclopaedia - "It may be the only printed encyclopedia that has entries for fictional characters from Charles Dickens' books, but at the same time lacks entries for fruit."
• The Rise of David Levinsky - I wrote most of this article, but it's not even halfway done.
• One-Balled Dictator just because of the name.
• Paulaner - Delicious, and I translated some stuff from the German page.
• Pilsner Urquell - Delcious beer!
• Recreational mathematics
  

  

  RAF Logo, just because it looks intimidating, even though I categorically reject violence as a means to achieving a political goal.
• Red Army Faction (a.k.a "Baader-Meinhof gang.)
• Rothaus - Translated it from German. That is delicious stuff.
• Sawdust brandy - I translated this article.
• Samizdat - Resist.
• Switzerland because it's awesome.
• Thagomizer
• The finger - I added an image
• Thomas Jefferson - Best. President. Ever.
• Toast - I added a picture.
• Tokaji - Delicious
• Warum geht es mir so dreckig? - I created this article.
• Wheat beer - I added an image
• WIZO - I am responsible for the translation of most of this article.
• Władysław Kozakiewicz - Fuck yeah.
• Wolfgang Grams - Translated this into English because I was bored.
• You have to win Zweikampf - I created this article from scratch.

	This user is a translator from German to English on Wikipedia:Translation.

My textual edits are public domain.
	I claim no copyright on any textual edits I make to any Wikimedia projects, because using a GNU license for trivial edits is a stupid idea. This applies retroactively.