The user is reluctant about putting lots of stuff here. The user is suspicious of trying to create a personality for itself on Wiki. Suffice to say;
- The user is Male.
- The user lives in London.
- The user is old enough to know better, as the user is frequently being told.
- The user has completed 5,860 live edits. A pitiful observation in all senses.
- The community has been kind (or misguided) enough to award the user 4 Barnstars and enough munchies to supply a small food bank for a couple days. Ta :)
- The user is available for Barmitzvahs, Weddings and Funerals at competitive rates, where the user will deliver his popular lecture, 5,860 live edits on Wikipedia. The agony and the ecstasy. The user is happy to waive any fees in return for food and drink. Or just drink.
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