User:JGabbard

Here is a list of the corporate articles that I initiated (in alphabetical order):

Empire District Electric Company, Grandy's

And musical articles: Go All the Way (Raspberries song), Hey Deanie, She Did It, Star Baby, That's Rock 'n' Roll, Vestal Goodman

Articles predominantly written by this user

• I've Lost You
• Seminophagia -- This article has since been merged into semen, but I feel that it is still worthy of its own page for several reasons, especially since it had garnered more hits than even the semen article itself! My E-mail is OZARK64 at JUNO.COM.

Countries Visited

Userboxes

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UBX	This user hopes you read each and every one of his userboxes! or else...

	This user is from Earth.

	This user is from the planet Earth.

	This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.

	This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

	This user is mortal.

	This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.

	This user is addicted to travelling.

	Today is 5 March 2012.

QI	This user is Quite Interesting.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

en-5	This user is able to contribute with a professional level of English.

US	This user uses American English.

@	This user can be reached by email.

	This user is male.

	This user is male.

ubx	This user uses userboxes.

{{!!!}}	This user over-uses userboxes.

This user loves userboxes.

ubx-5	This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

338 ubxs	This user has 338 userboxes.

	This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

Too many userboxes	This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

UBX	This user has way too many userboxes

Oh, no, this user has way too many userboxes

	This user needs just one more userbox on his page!

This user lives in the United States of America.

	This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

	This user is a native of the United States of America

	This user loves the history of the United States.

	This user is thankful that the good guys won the Civil War †

	This user is an Anglophile.

	This user is of Polish ancestry.

	The Cherokee blood flows through this user's veins.

This user is right-handed.

	This user lives in the U.S. State of Mississippi.

	This user lives in the U.S. State of Missouri.

	This user lives in or hails from Chicagoland.

	This user has visited 47 of the 50 United States.	47

	This user has visited 47 of the 50 States and the District of Columbia.	47

It is approximately 2:19 PM where this user lives. (Joplin, MO)

day	Today is Monday.

This user enjoys watching the weather.

This user is really fascinated by the weather.

47	This Wikipedian is 47 years, 9 months, and 18 days old.

	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

	This user has been on Wikipedia for 5 years, 11 months and 26 days.

This user has edited at least 7 articles!!! {wow}	7

	This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.

700+	This user has made over 700 contributions to Wikipedia.

no ads	This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.

	This user believes that articles are useless without images.

	Wikipedia is not censored.

@#$!-0	This user doesn't use profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, or expletives.

	This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

	This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

	This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.

	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

	This user is excessively addicted to Wikipedia.

	This user checks Wikipedia.

	This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

	This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

	This user is hopelessly addicted to editing Wikipedia.

	Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

	This user is irked by vandals and their inherent evil.

abc	Ths usre hass verry goode spelng.

sar	This user is obviously not sarcastic.

its	This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

its/it’s	It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

their / there / they're	This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

.  The	This user puts two spaces after a period.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

they…	This user considers singular they standard, modern, informal English usage, so avoids it on Wikipedia.

than / then	This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

A, B, and A and B	This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

1RR	This user prefers discussing changes on the talkpage rather than engaging in an edit war.

This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

	This user wishes he were in a hot tub right now.

	This user enjoys going to the sauna.

	This user smiles frequently.

This user is in a great mood.

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This user is minty fresh.

	This user wants to be your friend.

	This user provides information using userboxes to contact other Wikipedians with similar interests.

	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

This user's favourite colour is blue.

	This user believes the state of West Virginia is in the Northern United States.

5	This user has set foot in 5 countries of the world.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

	This user believes that life begins at conception

	This user is rated 'PG' by the Motion Picture Association of America.

	This user enjoys sex.

dad	This user is a father.

	This user identifies as homoflexible.

This user identifies as gay.

	This user identifies as gay.

	This user identifies as queer.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages. Against gay marriage? Don't get one. Problem solved.

This user admires Canada for supporting Gay Rights and Equal Marriage

There's nothing wrong with me, I just love differently.

	This user has a boyfriend.

	This user loves his partner

	This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

This user says Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

This user is proudly out of the closet and gay.

Dad	This user is a father, and proud of it!

2	This user has 2 children

	Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

	Go slowly insane as you sit and stare...

	This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

BC	This user hates sleeping alone.*

This user prefers dark chocolate.

	This user eats bananas.

	This user eats strawberries.

	If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

	This user eats apples.

	This user eats pears.

	This user eats watermelon.

	This user enjoys cooking.

	This user eats chicken.

	This user eats fish.

	This user is a committed flexitarian.

	This user has a Vegetable garden

	This user eats chili.

	This user loves Italian cuisine.

	This user loves spaghetti.

This user will edit for pizza.

	This user likes to eat Greek cuisine

Melange

This user has a spice addiction.

	This user eats salad.

	This user eats popcorn.

	This user is a cereal killer.

	This user loves hamburgers.

	This user eats cheese.

	This user eats at Taco Bell.

	This user eats quesadillas.

KFC	This user eats at KFC.

PNRA	This user enjoys Panera Bread.

HFCS	This user prefers foods and beverages that do not contain high-fructose corn syrup.

	This user likes pie.

	This user likes Ice cream.

	Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.

	This user eats cookies.

	This user drinks orange juice.

	This user drinks hot chocolate.

SBX	This user likes Starbucks.

TEA	This user is interested in Tea.

	This user drinks tea.

	This user drinks green tea.

	This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.

This user likes a nice cup of tea.

	This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

	This user drinks milk.

	This user drinks so much milk, his bones can cut diamonds.

S-0	This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

S-1	This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

	This user drinks water regularly.

	This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

C2H5OH-0	This user is a non-drinker.

	This user is drug-free.

	This user does not smoke.

This user is against smoking.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

	Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

This user detests tobacco smoke.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.

This user advocates use of the death penalty for certain criminal offenses.

This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.

This user loves knowledge.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

	This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

	This user collects coins.

	This user's favourite subject is Geography.

	This user is interested in maps.

	This user enjoys writing.

	This user loves to read.

	This user is a bibliophile

	This user is a Bible reader.

	This user supports Israel.

	This user is interested in ancient Israel.

	This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.

	This user doesn't like Nazis.

	This user is highly against nazism.

	This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.‡

	This user spends most of his free time thinking.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

	This user is interested in spirituality.

This user's spiritual beliefs are complex and personal.

	This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

	This user is interested in Karma.

	This user is interested in reincarnation.

	This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user has arranged for organ donation; have you?

	This user observes Shabbat.

This user is a Christian.

This user knows that real men ♥ Jesus.

	This user is a student in the Way of Jesus Christ

This user knows that A Mighty Fortress Is Our God

	This user knows that God created the heavens and the earth.

	This user knows the world was created by God's intelligent design.

Α

This user knows that Jesus is the Alpha and Omega.

Ω

	This user enjoys Christian hymns.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

	This user is against involuntary military service.

	This user served in the United States Military.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes in the separation of Church and State according to Luther's two kingdoms.

גוי	This user is a messianic gentile.

	This user is a Mennonite.

	This user is an Anabaptist or Radical Christian

SDA	This user is a Seventh-day Adventist

This user is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

	This user sides with Arius in his rejection of Trinitarian theology.

	This user is a Pentecostal or charismatic Christian.

?	This user follows his own political ideals.

	Just say NO to political correctness.

	This user only sees well with the heart, because what is essential is invisible to the eye.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user strongly supports homeschooling.

	This user hates public school and wishes it would just go away.

This user is interested in the stock market

	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.

This user has no cell phone.

AM	This user has an AM radio.

SW	This user has a shortwave radio.

NET	This user listens to radio over the Internet.

	This user likes cats

This user is a cat lover.

PET CAT	This user has a pet cat.

Cat Lover	This user is a cat lover.

	This user has a pet cat.

	This user is owned by one or more cats.

	This user is a caring cat owner.

	This user enjoys overcast weather.

	This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

	This user loves rainy days.

This user prefers cold weather.

	This user does not like socklessness.

This user remembers the 1970s.

	This user is a bowler.

This user enjoys playing chess.

	This user plays Risk.

	This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user will slaughter you mercilessly in Risk.

	This user plays Pac-Man.

	This user is an audiophile.

	This user wants to marry YouTube.

	This user has a channel on YouTube.

	This user is a fan of Southern Gospel Music.

	This user loves vinyl records.

60s	This user is a fan of Sixties music.

80s	This user rocks out to totally rad 80s New Wave music.

This user enjoys pop music.

D	This user likes disco music.

	This user loves The Beatles.

	This user keeps the Electric light on E.L.O.

	This editor is a fan of ABBA

Queen	This user loves Queen!

STYX	This user will be rocking in paradise tonight.

	This User is a Fan of Elvis Presley.

42px	This user got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key

GJ	This user listens to George Jones.

'	This user wants to fill the world with Silly Love Songs. What's wrong with that?

	This user is interested in Alice Cooper.

	All in all, this user's just another brick in The Wall.

	This user loves The Beach Boys.

TC	This user listens to The Clash.

AL	This user listens to music by Weird Al

Taco	After Eight, this user is most likely to be Puttin on the Ritz.

EC	This user is a big fan of Eric Carmen

	This user eats raspberries.

	This user loved Michael Jackson.

Don't speak; this user knows what you're thinking.

‎	This user is a fan of Maroon 5!

fan-3	This user loves Cher.

	This user is a fan of Huey Lewis and the News.

M

Confessed Madonna Fan

M

This user likes most types of music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

dm-0	This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.

cRap	This user believes that it isn't Rap music, it's Crap music.

	This user enjoys country music.

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news	The only reality show this user watches is the news.

	This user is against DRM.

	This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

	This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV.

ALL	This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user loves Kyle.

	This user loves Desperate Housewives

Fr	This user is a fan of F•R•I•E•N•D•S

$	This user is a fan of game shows.

Hoopla!	This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

porn	This user enjoys pornography.

This user enjoys gay  porn..               .. a lot!

BM	This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification.

TZ	This user was once trapped in The Twilight Zone.

	This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

	This user prefers Windows XP over Windows Vista

	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

W	This user contributes using Microsoft® Word™

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Y!	This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is RIN3GUY.

'	This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

ind	This user is politically independent.

	This user believes in a foreign policy of non-interventionism

This wikipedian's consciousness, based upon humanist and/or Spiritual principles, opposes: abortion and euthanasia.

	This user is fiscally conservative

	This user opposes corporate welfare and bailouts.

	This user does not trust politicians who condemn CEOs while living like one with other people's money.

	This user supports the Independence of Tibet

This user supports the human rights of the religious minorities in Iran.

	This user opposes NATO

This user identifies as Right Wing.

SO WHAT

This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced, but prefers it anyway.

	This user supports the policies and views of U.S. Rep. Ron Paul.

	In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…

	This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.

SI = 666	The metric system is the work of the Devil!

This user supports the use of green energy.

	This user supports recycling.

	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.

!	This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.

	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

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ZZZ	This user is now bored with making/finding userboxes and is going to bed.

This userbox was put here by mistake.

:^D	This user has no more userboxes.

Vandalism information

Low to moderate level of vandalism.

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