User:Jnelson09

Wikipedia-related commentary

Deletion debates

The so-called "Arguments to avoid" cover every freakin' argument I can possibly think of. If I am unable to have a voice without an argument that ISN'T on that damned list, then I'm screwed. How the hell am I supposed to make a point without being throttled down by some stupid acronym? I also try to talk to those who are flinging those freakin' acronyms around, but I can't, because they'll just keep flinging them.

How long does it take to stop a vandal?

After sufficiently warning a repeat vandal, I reported the vandal to the Administrator intervention page. The vandal got in several more vandalizing edits before being blocked. There was absolutely nothing I, as a non-admin, could do until nearly 20 minutes later when the vandal was finally blocked. That's just bad.

Actual userpage

I like letting the userboxes speak for themselves. If you can come up with a good way to keep them organized, I'd like to hear it.

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one.

	This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since August 31, 2005 (under a different name).

6,000+	This user has made over 6,000 contributions to Wikipedia.

	This user scored 5886 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 216518349).

vn-1	This user page has been vandalized once.

“,;:’	This user is a punctuation stickler.

. The	This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

its/it’s	It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

to / too / two	This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

A, B, and C	This user prefers the serial comma.

US	This user uses American English.

YA	This user is a young adult.

20	This user is 20 years old.

	This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older but they'll never grow up.

Siblings

This user is an only child.

	This user is male.

	This user is confused.

	This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

	This user is of Scottish ancestry.

	This user is a native of the U.S. State of North Carolina

	This user lives in or hails from Raleigh.

	This user's time zone is UTC-5.

A.S.	This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is right-handed.

	This user is a Libran.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

	This user is drug-free.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

	This user supports public transit.

This user is interested in politics.

lib	This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word.

agn	This user is agnostic.

	This user is interested in Karma.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

	This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user will eracism on Wikipedia.

	This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.

	This user believes that sweatshops in poor countries do more harm than good.

	This user is single.

This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

	This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using a laptop.

	This user is a waffle eater.

	This user loves pasta.

	This user loves oranges.

	If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

	This user eats strawberries.

	This user eats chicken.

	This user likes pie.

	This user eats popcorn.

C2H5OH-0	This user is a non-drinker.

	This user drinks water.

	This user drinks milk.

S1	This user is a Scrabble player.

	This user is a roadfan.

	This user has visited 17 of the 50 States and the District of Columbia.	17

Cards	This user enjoys playing poker.

+	This user plays retro games.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

	This user feels that the SNES or Super Famicom was the last great console.

	This user plays Pac-Man.

	This user kicks butt at Tetris.

LGI	This user prefers Luigi.

fan-0	This user dislikes the computer or video game Resident Evil.

fan-3	This user's favorite computer or video game character is Kirby (Nintendo).

met?	This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

Scrubs

This user enjoys watching Scrubs.

d'oh!	This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

HSR	This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.

>_<	This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

	This user watches the television show Monk.

MITM	This user knows "you're not the boss of me now."

#270	Vandalized Wikipedia This user loves My Name Is Earl

+	This user is up to the elbows in meatball surgery.

$	This user is a fan of game shows.

STOP!	This user wants to Press Their Luck.

	This user wants to match the stars.

J!	This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

Bob	This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

news	The only reality show this user watches is the news.

	This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.	YA RLY

FOX NEWS	This user hates FOX NEWS and anything connected to it.

FAUX	This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.

Clue	This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving...

band-3	This user likes They Might Be Giants.

	This user loves The Beatles.

band-3	This user likes The Who.

fan-3	This user loves "Weird Al" Yankovic.

band-2	This user listens to R.E.M. (band).

band-2	This user listens to The Monkees.

band-2	This user listens to Smash Mouth.

DEVO	"Q: Are we not men? A: "We are DEVO!"

This user can't stand hip hop music.

80s	This user rocks out to totally rad 80s New Wave music.

	This user likes alternative rock.

	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

	This user has an iPod.

	This user is not a pet owner.

This user was born on Sept. 26.

gk	This user is a geek.

	This user can drive.

	This user would use public transit if it was available in his area.

SBG	This user, sadly, lives in a market with a Sinclair station..

fan-3

This user thinks that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the best film ever made.

	This user reads The News & Observer.

Name	This user's name is private, but if he feels he can trust you, he will tell you.

This user supports protection of the environment.

This user supports recycling.

	This user wants to stop global warming

This user supports the use of green energy.

"Mission Accomplished"	This user knows today is the 3198th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.

CC	This user plays Chip's Challenge, and hopes that there will be an official sequel some day.

SC3K	This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

NPR	This user listens to NPR.

30	This user is a fan of 30 Rock.

WKRP	This user is a fan of Dr. Johnny Fever. "BOOGER!"

	This user is a fan of The West Wing.

No Laugh Track

This user prefers sitcoms without the laugh track.

fan-2

This user will watch Night Court at every opportunity.

fan-2

This user will watch Two and a Half Men at every opportunity.

fan-2

This user will watch Better Off Ted at every opportunity.

fan-1

This user likes the following television program: Oliver Beene.

fan-1

This user dislikes the TV show King of the Hill.

fan-2

This user thinks that Family Guy is a hideous TV series.

fan-2

This user thinks that South Park is a hideous TV series.

	This user reads newspapers

T	This user reads Time Magazine.

O	This user is a fan of Observational comedy.

Ph	This user is a fan of Physical comedy.

External Links

• Me at TMBW
• Me at HRWiki