User:Jumpey

Welcome to my user page. I'm a seventeen year old male programmer from Australia. Want to
know more about me, check out my userboxes. I put them in order of importance (To me).

I like Grammar This user supports the English English language. AU This user speaks Australian English. ANAL 5 This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. A, B and C This user prefers not to use the serial comma. man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct. they This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun. “…”? This user thinks “British punctuation is best for quotation marks”. Do you? "…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones. who This user prefers using who for both the object and subject case. Whom does it hurt to simplify things? This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.  ??? ?!? ! This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works. which / that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably. than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then." their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns. Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has). ’s This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should! AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

I'm a Geek I LOVE WINDOWS! This user loves Windows This user uses Windows Vista. This user knows an explorer is much better than a fox! This user contributes using Internet Explorer 8. This user contributes using Google Chrome. This user is interested in computers. This user spends too much time on internet forums. This user uses MSN Messenger. Fz This user uploads websites with FileZilla This user's primary email client is Windows Live Mail. This user is a member of Wikipedia This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. OWN This user uses an email account with his/her own domain name. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. This user contributes using a laptop. This user has his/her display resolution set to 1280×800. intel inside This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Celeron microprocessor. Digg This user contributes to Digg. No iPod This user does not use an iPod and does not wish to own one.. ADSL This user contributes using an ADSL connection. This user has experienced millions of Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused all of them. IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

I'm a Programmer prog-N This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep. This user has a website, which can be found here. C++-4 This user is an expert C++ programmer. GML This user programs in the GML. PHP This user is a PHP Coder. mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL. js This user can program in JavaScript. css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets. This user writes valid XHTML vb This user is a Visual Basic programmer. C This user can program in C xml This user can write XML. {{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language

Who I am This user is an Australian. This user is self-educated to an advanced college level. This user is male. :-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly. teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype. 17 This user is 17 years old. This user prefers cold weather. Dec 25 This user's favorite holiday is Christmas. It is approximately 8:49 PM where this user lives. This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time. W This user's favourite colour is white. sis This user has an older sister.