User:Keith Lehwald

"Canada's armorial arms consists of a beaver resplendent beneath a thistle apparent, adjoined by a lion rampant, a muskrat lethargic and maples redundant, bordered with guile superlicious and garlands uncertain...unless it is on display in a Governor General's procession in a month beginning on a Tuesday, if the procession is preceded by a duke or nobleman of lesser bloodline, but not by a standard-bearer of a third-order gene recessive, in which case the pattern is reversed and all bets are off." - Will Ferguson and Ian Ferguson, How to Be a Canadian

This user is male. This user has a sense of humour and shows it in their userboxes.

en ca This user can speak Canadian English. fr-2 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

ipa-1 ə This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. CA This user uses Canadian English spelling.

Cyrl-2 Д This user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic. ru-0 Этот участник не понимает русский язык.

This user is a proud Canadian. This user has visited 10 of the 13 provinces and territories. 10

This user is a Wikipedian in Nova Scotia. This user comes from Halifax.

This user's Canada includes Québec. This user says "Thank You" to Canadian Soldiers and Veterans. We Will Remember Them.

This user was born on September 19, 1991. This user is a Virgo.

羊 This user was born in the year of the Sheep.

Today is 2 February 2012. This user's time zone is Atlantic Time.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time. This user is of German ancestry.

This user is of Scottish ancestry. This user is of Irish ancestry.

LIB This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada. This user supports the Nova Scotia New Democratic Party.

According to the Political Compass this user is: Economic Left (-4.38) and Social Libertarian (-4.67) This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

ALF This user is an honorary citizen of Melmac. FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! AF This user calls Colonel Stacy Theresa.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

This user wants egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam without the Spam! TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

22 This user's hour has 22 minutes. 007 This user likes his martinis shaken, not stirred.

fan-3 This user thinks that Spider-Man 2 is the best film ever made. "Surely this user can't be serious?"

This user enjoys reading humorous literature. This user enjoys reading thrillers.

R This user is a Ravenclaw. This user likes listening to various national anthems.

This user likes most types of music. This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user plays games on the Wii console. This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64

This user is a Super Smash Brother! This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Mr. Game & Watch.

fan-3 This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. series is the best video game series ever established. fan-3 This user thinks that Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best computer or video game ever made.

This user enjoys playing cribbage. This user is interested in World War II

This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.

This user is nearsighted. This user is right-handed.

This user is active in simulating the United Nations. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user runs Mac OS X.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user creates his or her own userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. En This user uses Encarta along with Wikipedia.

233+ This user has made over 233 contributions to Wikipedia. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

SI This user uses the metric system and loves it. This user has been helping the Internet not suck since 2005.

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This user's deviation is standard This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

Countries visited (year of first visit):

Luxembourg (2009)

United Kingdom (2009) (England and Scotland)

United States (2002)

Germany (2001)

France (2001)

Italy (2001)

Vatican City (2001)

The Netherlands (2001)

Denmark (2001)

Sweden (2001)

Belgium (2001)

Switzerland (2001)

Austria (2001)