User:Kelapstick

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Kelapstick is a Canadian expatriate who, when he wasn't out pillaging the earth, did pioneering work in square milk jug utilization. He currently spends his time between Perth and other parts of Western Australia. In addition to his ghettoness (possibly because he has never been to Brighton),[1] Kelapstick is prone to sticking his nose into other peoples business,[2] with his death possibly resulting in him going to hell.[3] He is unattractive to some people in the online community whom he has never met,[4] and has at at least one enemy on Wikipedia.[5] While there has been some questions about his intelligence,[6][7] Kelapstick still manages to constructively contribute to Wikipedia.[citation needed]

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Kelapstick is neither popular, nor is he cultured.

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  1. ^ User:Panther10 (23 January 2009). "Kelapstick's User Page". http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Kelapstick&diff=prev&oldid=266029314. 
  2. ^ User:Picklecrash (12 June 2007). "Kelapstick's User Page". http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Kelapstick&diff=137777470&oldid=136737112. 
  3. ^ "Sound advice". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Kelapstick/Archive_3#Sound_advice. Retrieved 1 September 2011. 
  4. ^ User:Proping (04 July 2008). "Kelapstick Talk on July 4 2008". http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kelapstick/Archive_2&diff=prev&oldid=223490418. 
  5. ^ Following an AfD and DRV discussion, Kelapstick received an email from the article's original author stating "Just so you know, we're now enemies." Kelapstick had sided with the emailer in question during the AfD, which closed contrary to his position, but endorsed the closure at the DRV. He enjoyed receiving the email so much, he is going to keep it for sentimental reasons.
  6. ^ User:199.187.97.1 (27 March 2009). "Kelapstick's talk page". http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Kelapstick&diff=280079594&oldid=280050812. Retrieved 2009-03-31. 
  7. ^ User:199.187.97.1 (27 March 2009). "Kelapstick's user page". http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Kelapstick&diff=280079263&oldid=278143221. Retrieved 2009-03-31. 
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