User:Kevinwparker

About Me en This user is a native speaker of English. This user has been on Wikipedia for 7 years and 2 days. This user lives in and hails from the U.S. State of Maryland. Eastern Time Zone This user's time zone is Eastern Time Zone. SJC This user is a Johnnie! JHU This user attends or attended The Johns Hopkins University This user is a student or alumnus of the University of Maryland. This user is an atheist, but believes Pastafarianism is the most humorous religion they don't believe in. This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics. This user supports protection of the environment. This user supports the use of green energy. This user thinks we should tax pollution instead of income. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. This user supports the fight against breast cancer. This user drinks cider. This user is interested in maps. This user has visited 26 of the 50 United States. 26 This user enjoys classical music. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. This user reads The Washington Post. This user saved Mainframe with a system ReBoot. This user is a Trekkie. This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. ST2 KHAAAAAAAN! This user is a Doctor Who fan. SJA This user enjoys watching The Sarah Jane Adventures! MONK This user's fear of editing Wikipedia comes right after his fear of spiders. No, before strange dogs. No, no, no. Before cows, but after dust. C-5 This user is a professional C programmer. C++-N This user is a fluent C++ programmer. Java-5 This user is a professional Java programmer. js This user can program in JavaScript. py This user can program in Python. This user is an Apple Zealot. This user still remembers these. This user's home is overrun with cats. This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd. This user has a keen interest in physics. This user is interested in astronomy. This user is really fascinated by the weather. This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8

I'm a software engineer at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center. I'm a fan of science fiction, Doctor Who, women's club soccer (especially the Washington Freedom, and a demon proofreader. I grew up in Roanoke, VA, but currently live in Maryland. My claims to fame include kicking a (previously jammed) door into one of the first female Rhodes scholars in the US and attending high school with pro wrestling legend Tony Atlas (then Tony White).