User:King aardvark

Personal Vitals

32	This user is 32 years old.

	This user is male.

	This user lives in England

	This user is of English ancestry.

	This user is of French ancestry.

This user is not a biological parent.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 149.

This user is left-handed.

Education and Interests

This user understands biological evolution.

for-1	This user is a beginning Fortran programmer.

ACADEMIC JOURNAL	This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.

	This user is interested in ancient Rome.

This user works in and/or appreciates Architecture

	This user is an advanced mathematician.

	This user plays the violin.

Languages

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

snuk	This user says snuck.

to / too / two	This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

its & it’s	This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

A, B, and C	This user prefers the serial comma.

1337-0	This user has no idea what 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

Preferences and Personality

	This user pumps their own gas.

	This user does not smoke.

	Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.

	This user is drug-free.

This user is interested in recycling issues.

This user has already left every hemisphere.

	This user grew up in the suburbs.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user imagines All the people living life in peace.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

	This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

	This user is a skeptic.

	This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.

This user is interested in politics.

lib	This user is a liberal.

'	This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

	This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

Secular	This user is interested in Secular Humanism.

ath	This user is interested in atheism.

	This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

	This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

{{User hell atheist}}

This user supports the United Nations.

	This user is heterosexual.

	This user supports gender equality.

	This user supports equal rights for LGBT people.

	This user has a wife.

	This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

	This user's favourite colour is orange.

	This user eats potatoes.

	This user eats cheese.

Coke	This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.	Pepsi

	This user loves calculators.

This user is pretty sure that she is an outlier compared to everybody else.

	This user politely asks: Who are you working for?!

RD	This user is full of smeg.

SARC	This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

	The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!