User:King rich

King rich King Dick
Name	Rich
Gender	Male
Birth date	August 4, 1987
Birth place	Coventry, UK
Current location	Coventry, UK
Family and friends
Marital status	Single
Children	None
Education and employment
Occupation	Checkout Team Leader at Tesco
Hobbies, favourites, and beliefs
Religion	Atheist, bordering on Antitheist
Politics	British National Party
Aliases	King Rich Reluctant Gib Gibbo R-to-the-Gib-BO
Interests
Professional Wrestling WWE ECW Kurt Angle Paul Heyman RAW Carlito Johnny Nitro Spirit Squad Val Venis SmackDown Daivari The Mexicools William Regal John "Bradshaw" Layfield Tim White The Rock TNA Christian Cage Sonjay Dutt Ron "The Truth" Killings Raven Bars, Clubs and Pub chains Colosseum Dogma Jumpin' Jaks Lava/Ignite Lloyds No. 1 Varsity Wetherspoons Poker With friends Online The internet Wikipedia Wrestlecrap Forum Very Little Helps Holy Moly B3ta Music Bloodhound Gang Dark Lotus Elbow Goldie Lookin' Chain Insane Clown Posse Jet Kaiser Chiefs Kasabian Papa Roach Sum 41 Tenacious D The Bluetones The Killers Television Big Brother Deal Or No Deal South Park The Apprentice The Office The Simpsons Wife Swap WWE Stand-up comedy Al Murray Bill Bailey Dave Gorman Jack Dee Jasper Carrott Jimmy Carr Peter Kay Ricky Gervais
Contact info
Website	N/A
Blog	MSN Space
Userboxes
General This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user is English This user is proud to be British. YA This user is a young adult. 18 This user is 18 years old. This user is male. This user is heterosexual. en This user is a native speaker of English. en-us This user is a native speaker of American English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. en-sg-1 This user can speak a tiny bit of Singlish only. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. pig-1 Isthay useryay isyay ableyay otay ontributecay ithway ayay asicbay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. ...-0 This user would not like to know any more languages. 1337-2 7h15 u53r 15 48l3 70 (0n7r18u+3 \/\/i7h 4|\| |1|\|73rm3d14+3 l3\/3l 0f 1337. a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician. kzo-1 This user is a novice kazoo player. tri-1 This user is a novice triangle player. rec-2 This user is an intermediate recorder player. GAD This user lives with generalized anxiety disorder. This user is short-sighted. This user is right-handed.  :-] This user is polite. Interests This user maintains a blog. This user plays football with hands only when tending goals. This user enjoys indie rock. BB This user watches Big Brother. Cards This user enjoys playing poker. GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series. iron fist This user is a Tekken player d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. This user enjoys reading non-fiction. voc-2 This user is an intermediate vocalist. daft punk This user likes to work it to Daft Punk. This user enjoys dancing. Opinions & Beliefs This user is skeptical of the Zodiac. This user supports recycling. Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves. This user's favourite colour is orange. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. Miscellaneous CF This user is childfree. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 178. This user is the man now, dog. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service. BT This user's internet service provider is BT Broadband. This user uses LimeWire This user uses BitComet This user is an omnivore. This user drinks beer. KFC This user eats at KFC. This user can drive. ¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it! Sky This user has satellite television provided by Sky. iTS This user uses the iTunes Store. + This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. All your base are belong to this user.

Introduction

Hello, my name is Rich. I'm not very good at doing fancy editing, but my spelling is second to none. I did manage to make my own userbox though, which is shown below. As the corresponding userboxes have recently been deleted, I shall state here that I do not believe in profanity, and that this user is a Unionist.

Intentions

I intend on creating pages for the unlinked nightclubs and pub chains shown below-right. I intend to include some continuous prose alongside the table, getting ideas from other users' user pages.

Things that need doing

As I am quite the novice at Wikipedia I would appreciate it if anyone could do the following:

• Move my own custom-made userbox to the table on the right

ICP	This user is a Juggalo.