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I've been editing Wikipedia since June 2005. However, there are two things that I've found really difficult: navigating the miles of stupid Red Tape when it comes to uploading any picture on Wikipedia (one thing that drove me to Encyclopedia Dramatica and their streamlined picture upload protocols) and the extremely complicated system of References which is the counterpoint to the argument that "Wikipedia is unreliable".

So, here are my tests of references:

A story I'm working on, which I'm using Wikipedia as a drop box for:

I really like userboxes, but I don't really feel like making three columns of userboxes, so I decided I'll just use some filler. I'm a big fan of lists anyway.

If you see a userbox that no longer works, feel free to correct or delete it.

First, articles I've personally started:

And here's a list of all the computer games I have (not all are completely finished):

  • 007 Nightfire
  • Age of Empires Gold Edition
  • Age of Empires II - The Age of Kings
  • Age of Empires II The Conquerors
  • Age of Empires III
  • Age of Empires III - The Warchiefs
  • Age of Mythology
  • Age of Wonders
  • Age of Wonders II: The Wizard's Throne
  • Army Men
  • Army Men II
  • Army Men Toys in Space
  • Batman: Arkham City
  • Black and White Deluxe
  • Blitzkrieg
  • Blur
  • Call of Duty
  • Call of Duty: United Offensive
  • Call of Duty 2
  • Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops
  • Call of Duty: Black Ops 2
  • Call of Duty: World at War
  • Castle Explorer
  • Civilization
  • Civilization II
  • Civilization III
  • Civilization Test of Time
  • Close Combat 3
  • Comanche 4
  • Command & Conquer
  • Command & Conquer: The Covert Operations
  • Command & Conquer: Generals
  • Command & Conquer: Generals Zero Hour
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert - The Aftermath
  • Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
  • Command & Conquer: Renegade
  • Command & Conquer: Tiberium Sun
  • Command & Conquer: Yuri's Revenge
  • Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
  • Command & Conquer 4: Tiberium Twilight
  • Darkest of Days
  • Delta Force Land Warrior
  • Delta Force Xtreme
  • Delta Force: Task Force Dagger
  • Die By The Sword
  • Far Cry 2
  • Fighter Ace 3.5
  • Freedom Force
  • Freedom Force VS The 3rd Reich
  • Freelancer
  • GUN
  • Halo 2
  • Independence Day
  • Jeopardy 2003
  • Just Cause 2
  • Majesty
  • Majesty: Northern Expansion
  • Medieval: Total War
  • Nox
  • Portal
  • Portal 2
  • Prototype
  • Quake 4
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
  • Rome: Total War
  • Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
  • Siege of Avalon
  • Sim Ant
  • Sim City 2000
  • Sim Copter
  • Sim Earth
  • Sim Tower
  • SimCity 3000
  • SimCity 3000 Unlimited
  • Singularity
  • SpaceStationSim
  • Spider Man
  • Star Control 3
  • Star Trek Bride Commander
  • Star Trek Starship Creator
  • Star Wars Battlefront 2
  • Star Wars Empire At War
  • Star Wars Force Commander
  • Star Wars Rebellion
  • Star Wars X-Wing
  • Starcraft
  • Starcraft Brood Wars
  • StarCraft II - Wings of Liberty
  • Streets of Sim City
  • Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
  • Timeshift
  • The Dig
  • The Sims
  • The Sims 2
  • themeHospital
  • Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
  • Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
  • Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2
  • Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Future Soldier
  • Tom Clancy's Endwar
  • Transformers: War for Cyberton
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • Unmachanical
  • Vamire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
  • Warcraft: Orcs and Humans
  • Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
  • Worms Armageddon
  • Yukon Trail
  • Zork Grand Inquisitor

Thanks again to WikiSlasher, I now learned a convenient way to make lists.

Here are some of my favorite movies:

  • Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain Le (2001)
  • Flyboys (2006)
  • The Incredibles (2004)
  • Ritana (2002)
  • Sherlock (2002)
  • The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
  • Van Helsing (2004)
  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
  • Brother Bear (2003)
  • Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  • Last Action Hero (1993)
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
  • The Mask (1994)
  • Never Say Never Again (1983)
  • Scary Movie 4 (2006)
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
  • Æon Flux (2005)
  • Back to the Future Part III (1990)
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
  • Buono il brutto il cattivo Il (1966)
  • The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
  • Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
  • Godzilla (1998)
  • Groundhog Day (1993)
  • Hellboy (2004)
  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
  • Lord of War (2005)
  • The Patriot (2000)
  • Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
  • Romeo + Juliet (1996)
  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
  • Steel (1997)
  • Team America: World Police (2004)
  • Down Periscope (1996)

And a section of one of my favorite parts from Hamlet:

HAMLET O, that this too too sullied flesh would melt

Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd

His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!

How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,

Seem to me all the uses of this world!

Fie on't! ah fie! 'tis an unweeded garden,

That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature

Possess it merely. That it should come to this!

But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:

So excellent a king; that was, to this,

Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to my mother

That he might not beteem the winds of heaven

Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth!

Must I remember? why, she would hang on him,

As if increase of appetite had grown

By what it fed on: and yet, within a month--

Let me not think on't--Frailty, thy name is woman!--

A little month, or ere those shoes were old

With which she follow'd my poor father's body,

Like Niobe, all tears:--why she, even she--

O, God! a beast, that wants discourse of reason,

Would have mourn'd longer--married with my uncle,

My father's brother, but no more like my father

Than I to Hercules: within a month:

Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears

Had left the flushing in her galled eyes,

She married. O, most wicked speed, to post

With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!

It is not nor it cannot come to good:

But break, my heart; for I must hold my tongue.

And lastly, a long lists of fortunes I personally wrote down. A nearby firehouse had an event a while ago, and there was a big box of fortune cookies left over. My Dad's a volunteer firefighter, and we can go to either of the two nearby firehouses to watch movies. So, when I went to that firehouse, instead of snacking on potato chips, peanuts, or pretzels, I descided to snack on fortune cookies. I saved the fortunes and took them home. Mostly during the commercial breaks of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and Late Night With Conan O'Brien, I wrote down the fortunes, then saved a few that I thought were especially interesting, and then threw away the rest.

1.Fortune: A single kind will keep one warm for years. Lucky Numbers: 37, 2, 19, 6, 10, 43 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

2.Fortune: A different world cannot be built by indifferent people. Lucky Numbers: 17, 3,6, 31, 14, 27 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

3.Fortune: Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for. Lucky Numbers: 46, 25, 14, 33, 7,11 Learn Chinese: July – Qui-yue

4.Fortune: We must become the change we want to see. Lucky Numbers: 25, 19, 3, 24, 17, 2 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

5.Fortune: When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 27, 46, 2, 21 Learn Chinese: Children – Hai-zi

6.Fortune: A great man never ignores the simplicity of a child. Lucky Numbers: 24, 7, 28, 14, 6, 9 Learn Chinese: April – Sui-yue

7.Fortune: Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well. Lucky Numbers: 13, 24, 46, 5, 37, 28 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

8.Fortune: You are always welcome in any gathering. Lucky Numbers: 2, 18, 47, 5, 29, 8 Learn Chinese: Check/Bill – Zhang-dan

9.Fortune: Today is a great day for learning something new. Lucky Numbers: 35, 7, 11, 27, 9, 44 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-chi

10.Fortune: We must have old memories and young hopes. Lucky Numbers: 5, 26, 3, 27, 17, 9 Learn Chinese: Pot sticker – Guo-tie

11.Fortune: A new environment makes all the difference in the world. Lucky Numbers: 12, 24, 42, 11, 5, 9 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-Hua

12.Fortune: You never show your vulnerability, you are always self assured and confident. Lucky Numbers: 42, 27, 39, 6, 11, 7 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

13.Fortune: You will be attracted to an older, more experienced person! Lucky Numbers: 18, 33, 45, 36, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

14.Fortune: Be calm and collected, peace is a virtue. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 16, 17, 29, 14 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

15.Fortune: With integrity and consistency – your credits are piling up. Lucky Numbers: 36, 2, 17, 8, 22, 24 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

16.Fortune: You can't choose how you will die, but you can choose how you will live. Lucky Numbers: 30, 22, 47, 18, 33, 5 Learn Chinese: Friend – Peng-you

17.Fortune: To courageously shoulder the responsibility of one's mistake is character. Lucky Numbers: 33, 11, 28, 5, 44, 6 Learn Chinese: Augest – Ba-yue

18.Fortune: Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. Lucky Numbers: 12, 38, 42, 39, 5, 42 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

19.Fortune: To understand is hard. Once one understands, action is easy. Lucky Numbers: 34, 25, 11, 28, 47, 9 Learn Chinese: Duck – Ya-zi

20.Fortune: There are many new opportunities that are being presented to you. Lucky Numbers: 31, 23, 41, 37, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: Bean Sprout – Duo-ya

21.Fortune: You must be willing to act today in order to succeed. Lucky Numbers: 2, 28, 37, 46, 35, 29 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

22.Fortune: A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends. Lucky Numbers: 40, 24, 13, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

23.Fortune: Working with children has a miraculous effect on your spirits. Lucky Numbers: 22, 15, 34, 5, 8, 12 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

24.Fortune: You desire recognition and you will find it. Lucky Numbers: 35, 11, 45, 8, 37, 30 Learn Chinese: Banquet – Yan-hui

25.Fortune: Think before sharing with others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 37, 18, 1, 38 Learn Chinese: Fruit – Shui-guo

26.Fortune: Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 12, 24, 36, 42 Learn Chinese: Blank on back

27.Fortune: To be eighty years young is more cheerful and hopeful than forty years old. Lucky Numbers: 34, 22, 14, 19, 37, 5 Learn Chinese: Spring roll – Chun-juan

28.Fortune: Think for yourself or think for no one. Lucky Numbers: 11, 25, 38, 7, 44, 2 Learn Chinese: Sugar - Tang

29.Fortune: You have a pair of shining eyes. Lucky Numbers: 35, 47, 28, 49, 2, 11 Learn Chinese: Taste – Wei-dao

30.Fortune: You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 11, 28, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Baseball – Bang-qui

31.Fortune: A lifestyle is what you pay for; a life is what pays you. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 6, 28, 19, 4 Learn Chinese: July – Qi-yue

32.Fortune: The surest way to have nothing is to give nothing. Lucky Numbers: 34, 21, 28, 49, 30, 11 Learn Chinese: Egg – Ji-dan

33.Fortune: Bend the rod while it is still hot. Lucky Numbers: 8, 18, 24, 31, 20, 4 Learn Chinese: June – Lui-yue

34.Fortune: To conquer your flaws, you must first accept them. Lucky Numbers: 38, 11, 5, 47, 29, 34 Learn Chinese: Good - Hao

35.Fortune: You are talented in many ways. Lucky Numbers: 19, 24, 26, 29, 30, 40 Back: Blank

36.Fortune: You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature Back: Vos êtes de nature calme et discrète.

37.Fortune: Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year. Lucky Numbers: 34, 17, 8, 26, 42, 33 Learn Chinese: September – Jui-yue

38.Fortune: A perfect statue never comes from a bad mold. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 29, 34, 24, 11 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

39.Fortune: A new friend helps you break out of an old routine. Lucky Numbers: 4, 21, 37, 46, 19, 31 Learn Chinese: Miss you – Xiang-nian ni

40.Fortune: You can't learn less. Lucky Numbers: 24, 31, 47, 5, 39, 30 Learn Chinese: Bean sprout – Dou-ya

41.Fortune: Whatever your life's work is, do it well. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 7, 11, 43, 26 Learn Chinese: Watch – Shou-biao

42.Fortune: Work is the true elixir of life. The busiest man is the happiest man. Lucky Numbers: 2, 34, 14, 6, 37, 49 Learn Chinese: Delicious – Hao-chi

43.Fortune: Write your life's events in a journal. Lucky Numbers: 2, 14, 36, 44, 5, 28 Learn Chinese: Telephone – Dian-hua

44.Fortune: The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. Lucky Numbers: 7, 13, 20, 31, 32, 33 Back: Blank

45.Fortune: A new business venture is on the horizon. Lucky Numbers: 26, 4, 22, 3, 10, 9 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

46.Fortune: Think of your mother's exhortations more. Lucky Numbers: 34, 11, 27, 46, 5, 3 Learn Chinese: Medical Doctor- Hai-zi

47.Fortune: A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. Lucky Numbers: 12, 40, 5, 34, 21, 19 Learn Chinese: Grape – Pu-tao

48.Fortune: We cannot be happy unless we think we are the means of good to others. Lucky Numbers: 34, 28, 49, 37, 12, 40 Learn Chinese: Vegetable – Shu-cai

49.Fortune: To think is easy; to act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult of all. Lucky Numbers: 13, 47, 35, 2, 18, 30 Learn Chinese: Chicken - Ji

50.Fortune: Be tactful: do not overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 20, 28, 47, 11, 36, 7 Learn Chinese: School – Xue-xiao

51.Fortune: Love is the only medicine for a broken heart. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, 43 Back: Blank

52.Fortune: This is the month that ingenuity stands high on the list. Lucky Numbers: 25, 34, 2, 11, 37, 9 Learn Chinese: Beef – Nui-rou

53.Fortune: You will be a lion in your own cause. Lucky Numbers: 31, 44, 5, 29, 37, 8 Learn Chinese: Ice Scate - Lui-bing

54.Fortune: Hope is the most precious treasure to a person. Lucky Numbers: 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31 Learn Chinese: Market - Shi-chang

55.Fortune: Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 34, 37, 44 Learn Chinese: Pork - zhu-rou

56.Fortune: Be tactful; overlook your own opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 9, 14, 18, 32 Learn Chinese: Anxious - jiao-ji

57.Fortune: Good luck is the result of good planning. Lucky Numbers: 57, 58, 59, 48, 12, 7 Learn Chinese: Family - jia-ting

58.Fortune: You are about to embark on a most delightful journey! Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 16, 19, 23, 26 Learn Chinese: Beverage - Drink - yin-liao

59.Fortune: Happiness lies in good health and a bad memory. Lucky Numbers: 5, 38, 18, 49, 20, 11 Learn Chinese: Delicious - Hao-chi

60.Fortune: Luck is coming your way Lucky Numbers: 32, 45, 15,17,52, 11 Learn Chinese: Pear - li zi

61.Fortune: The issue isn't what you're saying; mostly, it's the way Lucky Numbers: 16, 47, 30, 51, 44, 14 Learn Chinese: Excuse me - lao jia

62.Fortune: Only those who dare truely live. Lucky Numbers: 11, 6, 18, 19 47, 29 Learn Chinese: Beverage, drink - yin liao

63.Fortune: Your observations are useful to others Lucky Numbers: 39, 42, 52, 45, 20, 55 Learn Chinese: To cough - sou

64.Fortune: Failure is the chance to do better next time. Lucky Numbers: 28, 54, 19, 14, 42, 45 Learn Chinese: Egg roll - juan

65.Fortune: If you are afraid to shake the dice, you will never throw a six. Lucky Numbers: 45, 37, 51, 15, 14, 47 Learn Chinese: Today - tian

66.Fortune: Be patient! The Great Wall didn't got build [sic] in one day. Lucky Numbers: 54, 40, 31, 11, 28, 4 Learn Chinese: Egg roll - juan

67.Fortune: What we acquire without sweat we give away without regret. Lucky Numbers: 14, 30, 28, 25, 24, 1 Learn Chinese: Jellies - guo dong

68.Fortune: Your fortune is on its way! Lucky Numbers: 13, 51, 41, 3, 2, 26 Learn Chinese: Inside - mian

69.Fortune: Successful leader knows the way, shows the way, and goes the way. Lucky Numbers: 52, 22, 41, 53, 41, 53, 4, 29 Learn Chinese: Weather - tian qi

70.Fortune: There is but one cause of human failure. And that is man's lack of faith in his true self. Lucky Numbers: 29, 12, 24, 37, 23, 16 Learn Chinese: Yellow - huang

71.Fortune: A chance meeting with someone from the past is in store. Lucky Numbers: 31, 35, 19, 5, 33, 45 Learn Chinese: Drink - yin liao

72.Fortune: Never bring unhappy feelings into your home. Lucky Numbers: 12, 40, 24, 26, 31, 53 Learn Chinese: Curry chicken - ka li

73.Fortune: Nothing is a waste of time if you learn something from it. Lucky Numbers: 32, 18, 42, 37, 12, 25 Learn Chinese: Egg - ji dan

74.Fortune: Kiss is not a kiss without the heart Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 35, 22, 45, 27 Learn Chinese: Roast duck - kao

75.Fortune: It matters not what road we take but rather what we become on the journey. Lucky Numbers: 8, 28, 11, 42, 10, 43 Learn Chinese: Salt - yan

76.Fortune: The best prophet of the future is the past. Lucky Numbers: 23, 18, 36, 29, 44, 38 Learn Chinese: Milk - niu nai

77.Fortune: A kind word warms for three winters. Lucky Numbers: 4, 27, 10, 35, 29, 2 Learn Chinese: Winter - dong tian

78.Fortune: There is not greater pleasure than seeing your lived ones prosper. Lucky Numbers: 43, 12, 34, 48, 51, 8 Learn Chinese: Summer - xia tian

79.Fortune: Financial prosperity is coming your way! Lucky Numbers: 19, 26, 11, 36, 3, 18 Learn Chinese: Lettuce - sheng cai

80.Fortune: Think of how you can asist ona problem, not who to blame. Lucky Numbers: 23, 13 ,21, 52, 7, 38 Learn Chinese: Mango - mang guo

81.Fortune: You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies. Lucky Numbers: 31, 9, 19, 34, 47, 51 Learn Chinese: Cucumber - huang gua

82.Fortune: You will receive some high prize or award soon. Lucky Numbers: 36, 11, 46, 55, 47, 7 Learn Chinese: Pumpkin - nah gua

81.Fortune: Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. Lucky Numbers: 1, 14, 17, 18, 19, 37 Learn Chinese: Cheap - pain yi

Thus concludes a huge volume of text to compliment the long line of userboxes. I suppose I could have just made multiple columns of userboxes, but where's the fun in that?