User:Lcmortensen
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| “ | You know when you are from Christchurch when you move to Wellington to get away from earthquakes | ” |
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—2011 Christchurch earthquake. Kia kaha, Chch. |
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| “ | We were supposed to have just a small family affair | ” |
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—Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton. If you have to say "Your Majesty Grandma", it's very unlikely you'll get one! |
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| “ | Greenpeace said I should be genetically mutated because my father was a Chernobyl liquidator. I told them that I had a good set of DNA from my Mum which cancels out my Dad's mutated DNA, and that they should pass Level 1 Genetics first before coming up with another crazy theory from their dope-smoking overlords. They took that like a cup of cold sick! | ” |
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—Miscellaneous quote. I wouldn't be surprised if no-one at Greenpeace actually had a university degree! |
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This user was born in New Zealand. |
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This user lives in New Zealand. |
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This user is a member of WikiProject Highways. |
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This user scored 6673 on the Wikipediholic test. |
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