From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

In case you're wondering about my username... yes, I understand that under the wrong circumstances it can be misconstrued as offensive. It is nothing more than a joke about myself. However, I can assure you that my pessimistic attitude towards myself, although largely done in jest, will not reflect upon my work ethic as an editor, and you will find me pretty easy to get along with. I have WP's best interests at heart, as I am sure you do too. So let's try to get along.

Further, this issue was dealt with on my talk page, so before you take any further action on it, please drop by there for the verdict.

My editing style[edit]

Wikipedia:HotCat This user uses HotCat to work with categories.
Police man Twinkle Head.svg This user maintains Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!
VE LazyBastardGuy does not
support VisualEditor's
WYSIWYG appearance.
Stop hand.svg This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.


Wikignome crop.gif This editor is a WikiGnome.
Parent-left child-right yellow-background.svg This user has adopted the typo "whilest" to nurture.

*In case this wasn't already obvious.

My citation philosophy[edit]

Cite on a part-by-part basis. Assume that a citation only supports the part (punctuated by a comma, semicolon or period) on which it appears. If citations appear only at the end of the sentence, assume they support the entire sentence.

My Wikilife so far[edit]

Noia 64 apps karm.svg This user has been on Wikipedia for 2 years, 11 months and 10 days.
4,500+ This user has made more than 4,500 contributions to Wikipedia.

My current objectives[edit]

My goal - to create or at least significantly assist in making 100 GAs. (FAs/FLs count as GAs for the sake of my goal.)

This is a list of music artists whose articles I wish to improve here on Wikipedia. They are all among my top favorites, with Priestess being the absolute top. If you wish to give me a hand, I would greatly appreciate it. I am collecting resources and information on all of them and may flit between each of them before I consider myself truly done (as in they made it at least to GA). My muse is a chaotic one, I suppose. (List is incomplete as I sort out what I want to do next. Attached to each bullet is a series of directly-related topics; if a related topic does not appear here, check the next section as it may already be at least a GA - only articles not currently GAs at minimum are included here.)

  1. Priestess (band)Hello MasterMikey Heppner
  2. Scale the SummitScale the Summit discographyChris Letchford
  3. EarthlessEarthless discography
Hookem hand.svg This user is a member of WikiProject Metal.
Record-Album-02.jpg This user is a member of
WikiProject Albums.
Nuvola mimetypes cdbo list.png This user is a member of the Discography WikiProject.
Disambig.svg This user is a member of WikiProject Disambiguation.
Writing Magnifying.PNG
This user is a member of the
Guild of Copy Editors.
Internet-group-chat.svg This user is signed up for the Feedback Request Service.

My accomplishments[edit]

Not that any man should boast, but consider this more of a wikirésumé ;)

Good articles[edit]

Symbol support vote.svg This user has written or significantly contributed to 1 good article on Wikipedia.

Prior to the Fire

These are articles I either created or adopted very early on in their development. Other articles with which I have merely assisted do not count.

Featured articles[edit]

None yet; check back soon!

These would be all the articles that used to be listed in the section just above; of course, the distinction is that these listed here are now Featured rather than merely Good. Alternatively, these include lists that I either created or adopted very early in their development, and helped escort to FL status.

These articles are also on my watchlist. Have a question about any of them? Just leave a post on the proper Talk page and I'll be right with you.

My awards[edit]

I'm here, there and everywhere, but here's some recognition I've gotten for my work:

A donut for you[edit]

Krispy Kreme glazed donuts 2.JPG

Donuts for you, for passing [ The OF Tape Vol. 2 as a good article ]. I'll find you some free OF donuts if I can. Thanks a lot! 和DITOREtails 22:51, 15 October 2013 (UTC)

Barnstars & such[edit]

Barnstar of Humour Hires.png The Barnstar of Good Humor
For having a great username! MrScorch6200 (talk | ctrb) 05:28, 17 February 2014 (UTC)
Cornflower blue Yogo sapphire.jpg

Prior to the Fire
Thank you, gnomish editor with a chaotic muse, for quality articles on songs and albums, such as Prior to the Fire, for edit summaries that are a pleasure to read and for knowing limits, for missing a "great contributor", - you are an awesome Wikipedian!

--Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:13, 3 March 2014 (UTC)

Modest Barnstar.png The Modest Barnstar
This Modest Barnstar is awarded to LazyBastardGuy for copy edits totalling over 4000 words during the GOCE March 2014 copy edit drive. Thank you very much for participating! Diannaa (talk) 18:55, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
Copyeditor Barnstar Hires.png The Copyeditor's Barnstar
Thank you so much for the wording on Megadeth, you're a really cool guy. Definitely one of the few Wikipedians who puts great amount of work in articles that aren't his preferences. Вик Ретлхед (talk) 14:34, 15 April 2014 (UTC)
Copyeditor Barnstar Hires.png The Copyeditor's Barnstar
Thanks for copyediting four requested articles and a total of 31,531 words during the April Guild of Copy Editors blitz! All the best, Miniapolis 22:25, 20 April 2014 (UTC)
Modest Barnstar Hires.png The Modest Barnstar
For copy editing more than 4000 words in the Guild of Copy Editors' May 2014 backlog elimination drive, please accept this barnstar along with our thanks. —Torchiest talkedits 18:26, 1 June 2014 (UTC)
Team Barnstar Hires.png The Teamwork Barnstar
Great work on getting Megadeth to FA status. This is the first heavy metal-related article to be promoted in five years. This accomplishment wouldn't have been possible without your assistance. Retrohead (talk) 08:44, 10 August 2014 (UTC)

Editorrib1.PNG Signator lv2 small.jpg Signator lv 3 small.jpg Signator lv 4 small.jpg Burba rib.svg Burba level 2 rib.svg Burba level 3 rib.svg Burba level 4 rib.svg Novato rib.svg Novato level 2 rib.svg Novato level 3 rib.svg Novato level 4 rib.svg Editorrib4.png Journeyman lv2 small.jpg Journeyman lv3 small.jpg Journeyman lv4 small.jpg Editorrib5.png Yeoman lv2 small.png