User:Matt319

Hello, and welcome to my page. I am not a novice Wikipedian by any means. I registered under another Wikipedia account three years ago,user:bobsmith319, and in a fit of frustration, changed my password, without looking, and have not been able to sign in since. I was periodically editing articles under my ip address, but decided it was time to create a new account. Also, please don't put those automatic messages on my discussion page, I've seen them before, and know what they say.

	This user is from Illinois.

Let it Be

This user thinks you should just Let it Be.

This user currently lives in West Hartford, Connecticut, but really misses their hometown, Mount Prospect, Illinois.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

fan-1

This user likes the following television program: Two and a Half Men.

∞?	This user is an agnostic.

agn	This user is agnostic.

en- us-N	This user is a native speaker of American English.

8+	This user has run an 8 minute mile. (and is too honest)

	This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user is an advocate of democracy.

lib	This user is a liberal.

lib	This user is a liberal and doesn't understand why Americans have demonised the word.

This user supports protection of the environment.

This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user is interested in conservationism.

This user supports the use of green energy.

	This user believes global warming is a reality we will have to face.

	This user supports universal health care.

	This user is against involuntary military service.

YR	This user supports youth rights.

This user supports equality for everyone.

This user supports Stem Cell research.

PC	This user is Pro-choice.

ar	This user supports animal rights.

This user strongly supports animal rights.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

	This user supports Medical marijuana

This user believes that the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

	This user's safety and liberty are threatened by all firearms.†

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack the government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

	This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state.

en-us	This user is a native speaker of American English.

	This user loves The Beatles.

K-Man	This user knows a "Kramer."

FB	This user maintains a facebook account.

This user prefers warm weather

	This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.

	This user loves the Summer.

BBFC	This user is rated PG.

This user plays badminton.

en-us-67	Like 67% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

	This user plays badminton.

Cards	This user enjoys playing card games.

wiki-3	This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

SEIN	This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

	This user is of German ancestry.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

	This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.

This user watches The Office

Jell-O	This user encased his boss's favorite coffee mug in Jell-O.

	This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

	This user rejects any violence towards women.

	This user supports the fight against testicular cancer.

Cmcst	This user's TV service provider is Comcast.

	This user has a television set.

HDTV	This user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, and/or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television.

NTSC	This user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

os	This user uses an operating system.

	This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008.

	In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…

	This user will never forget.

This user wants the World Trade Center rebuilt as it was.

	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages, and is against any kind of gender restrictions.

	This user is heterosexual.

This user is heterosexual and identifies as straight.

	This user identifies as straight.

This user identifies as straight.

	This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

	This user is single.

	This user knows too many people who are dead.

band-2	This user listens to Bowling for Soup.

song-2	This user likes the song "I'd Do Anything" by Simple Plan.

song-2	This user likes the song "Hey Julie" by Fountains of Wayne.

song-2	This user likes the song "1985" by Bowling for Soup.

song-2	This user likes the song "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows.

FG	This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

	This user demands you Respect my authoritah!

Chef	This user misses Chef!

SP	This user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.

Curb	This user Curbs His Enthusiasm

	This user watches COPS.

	This user is interested in computers.

	This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

	This user remembers VHS. ±

	This user is a model railroad enthusiast.

	This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

	This User HATES it when his or her work/pictures get deleted

:-]	This user is polite.

:-]	This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

	This user is head over heels in love

8-)	This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.

	I support the English language Wikipedia with my contributions.

	This user is a Wikipedian.

	This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but would like to be one someday.

This user has been a member of Wikipedia since August 26th,2006.

	This user is a random page patroller.

vn	This user page has been vandalized.

vn-2	This user page has been vandalized twice.

vn-4	This user talk page has been vandalized 4 times.

	This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

	This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

	This user has a Strong Password. †

This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.

	Hackers, beware. This user has a strong password.

	This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy.

	This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.

>:(	Vandals don't like this user.

This user will not post any more images, as he/she feels the image policy is unfair.

	This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

	This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.

	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

	This user knows that replacing one bias with another is not cleanup.

	This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.

no ads	This user is against advertisements on Wikipedia.

Info Box	This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.

wel	This Wikipedian welcomes new users with {{subst:welcome}}.

	This user is a mediocre+ Editor.

	This user has been awarded 0 barnstars on Wikipedia.

	This user clicks on Random article way too often.

wiki-3	This user is an advanced Wikipedia editor.

	This user is drug-free.

Dem	This user is a Democrat.

This user loves HONDA CIVIC

This user loves HONDA CR-V

This user loves Toyota Corolla

	This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

Ask TOH	If this user has a question about homes, he will take it to Ask This Old House

VAS	This user wants to play Vas o No Vas with Héctor Sandarti.

	This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

	This user lives in or may hail from New England.

	This user lives in the U.S. State of Connecticut.

	This user is male.

	This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone.

	Éireannach This user is Irish

	This user does not smoke.

	This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.

	This user is interested in maps.

	This user is interested in politics.

	This user enjoys photography.

	This user is a railfan.

	This user enjoys going to the sauna.

1+1=3?	This user does not understand mathematics.

WFLD	This user is a viewer of WFLD Fox Chicago.

WMAQ	This user is a viewer of WMAQ-TV NBC 5 Chicago.

WLS	This user is a viewer of WLS-TV ABC 7 Chicago.

WGN	This user watches WGN-Channel 9 in Chicago.

Frasier	This user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!

DEAL	This user wants to play Deal or No Deal with Howie Mandel.

FLOWERY TWATS	This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

	This user is a fan of The Office.

fan-2

This user will watch MADtv at every opportunity.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that 24 (TV series) is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist.

GD	This user is a fan of GREEN DAY.

A-I	Wake this user Up When September Ends.

CHI	This user is a fan of the Chicago White Sox

CHI	This user is a fan of the Chicago Bears

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	This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

es-3	Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

This user supports recycling.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

	This user knows that there are 2,000,000 reasons why the 2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.†

	This User has Asthma

This user is right-handed.

This user is against smoking.

	This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

S-0	This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

	This user drinks cider.

†	This user survived Catholic school!

SPA	This user's favourite subject is Spanish.

MORE	This user has more userboxes.

	This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

ubx-2	This user is an intermediate user of userboxes.

Too many userboxes	This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This is a very small userbox.

	This user comes from the Land of Lincoln.

	This user lives in or hails from Chicagoland.

	This user wants Puerto Rico to be either a State or a nation. †

:-|	This user is undecided.

	This user is homesick.

:(	This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

	This user lives in the United States of America.

This user is proud to be an American.

	This user comes from the United States of America.

	This user is a permanent resident of the United States of America.

	This user has visited # 16 of the 50 United States.	# 16

	This user was born in Illinois.

I love NY

This user ♥ NY.

fan-2	This user is a big fan of the comedian Bill Maher .

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fan-2	This user is a big fan of the comedian Carlos Mencia .

NPR	This user listens to NPR.

song-3	This user's favorite song is "Change Your Mind " by All American Rejects.

	This user is a fish owner.

	This user is a guppy owner.

	This user would like to own one or more dogs.

	This user is a member of [url name]

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

G	This user prefers Google over Yahoo! .	Y

	This user contributes while using iTunes.

	This user uses Windows XP.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using a laptop.

	This user contributes using a wireless connection.

	This user enjoys overcast weather.

	This user loves rainy days.

Green	This user loves the color green.

	This user enjoys writing.

PET DOG	This user is happy to have a pet dog.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

	This user owns one or more dogs.

No License	This user doesn't have a Driver's License.

This user is interested in politics.

	This user believes a marriage consists of one man & one woman, one man & one man, one woman & one woman, or any other combination therein.

This user is straight but not narrow.

This user supports heterosexual and homosexual marriages. Against gay marriage? Don't get one. Problem solved.

This user is in favor of gun control.

This user strongly supports strict gun control.

70s	This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

SNL	This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

	This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.