User:Matty.007/template/Joke Machine

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Joke Machine

"A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you"-


Joke Machine is an example usage of the #switch ParserFunction extension and provides alternatives based on the value of the test string. For more information, see conditional expressions and the extension documentation page. Thank you very much to EWikist, upon which this is based.